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Postby Corzza2 » Tue Aug 02, 2011 8:49 am

A couple go on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read.

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and takes a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book.

Along comes a forest policeman in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking "Isn't that obvious?")

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the policeman.

"That's true," replied the woman, "But you have all the equipment."
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Postby SAM-24A » Tue Aug 02, 2011 4:17 pm

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Postby Kimmy » Tue Aug 02, 2011 4:40 pm

I've heard this one before... still makes me laugh :lol:
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Postby ofey » Tue Aug 02, 2011 4:48 pm

Excellent!
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