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Mizta B
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Postby Mizta B » Sat Mar 14, 2009 1:50 pm

Where's the motors in motor oil and the Sunflowers in Sunflower oil?
Is it 3 babies to the litre?
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Josh_Emerton
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Postby Josh_Emerton » Tue Mar 17, 2009 10:31 am

If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do they all drown?
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Hoggy
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Postby Hoggy » Tue Mar 17, 2009 11:03 am

Why is abreviation such a long word?

Why is Dyslexia so hard to spell?
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Postby Panther4B11 » Tue Mar 17, 2009 11:07 am

Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?
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Josh_Emerton
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Postby Josh_Emerton » Tue Mar 17, 2009 11:35 pm

If someone with Multiple Personalities threatened to kill themselves, is that considered a Hostage Situation?
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Mizta B
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Postby Mizta B » Wed Mar 18, 2009 12:07 am

If they take all the sponges out of the ocean does the tide rise?
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Josh_Emerton
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Postby Josh_Emerton » Wed Mar 18, 2009 12:45 am

Hahaha that ones just funny
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Postby Vmo91 » Wed Mar 18, 2009 4:05 am

why doesn't glue stick to it's bottle
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Postby Josh_Emerton » Wed Mar 18, 2009 4:36 pm

HEY!!! Thats true! Ive never noticed that!
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whitlam
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Postby whitlam » Thu Mar 19, 2009 1:03 pm

What was the best thing before sliced bread?
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Postby squala » Wed Jul 08, 2009 1:58 am

Why is Colonel pronounced as ker-nel?
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Postby Bandit » Wed Jul 08, 2009 9:37 am

Why do 24 hour 7 day a week petrol stations have locks on the door?
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Postby dumb& » Wed Jul 08, 2009 9:40 am

Why is there more pointless spam than talk about cars on this forum?
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Postby Bandit » Wed Jul 08, 2009 9:41 am

LOL :twisted: :twisted: :shock:
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