"Sex burns calories, but now you can just think that you have to do with a partner, to shed excess weight. The recommendations, however, for some reason, only for men, although mostly for women ... So:
Strip:
with the agreement - 12 calories,
without the consent of - 187.
Unfasten bra:
both hands - 8 calories,
with one hand - 12 calories,
teeth - 85 calories.
Wear a condom:
in the presence of erection - 6 calories
in the absence of erection - 315 calories.
Positions:
missionary - 8 calories,
as dogs - 326 calories
"Italian chandelier - 912 calories.
Orgasm:
This - 112 calories
unreal - 315 calories.
Then:
lie on the seat - 18 calories,
immediately get out of the car - 36 calories,
if you do not immediately get out of the car - 816 calories.
Putting clothes:
calmly - 32 calories,
in a hurry - 98 calories,
when her father knocking on the door - 1218 calories
when your wife knocking at the door - 3521 calories.
Ummm........ Forgot to say ....
With prostitutes does not count!
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Re: Burns Calories
Shadows wrote: Putting clothes:
calmly - 32 calories,
in a hurry - 98 calories,
when her father knocking on the door - 1218 calories
when your wife knocking at the door - 3521 calories.
LOL!!!!!!
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