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Divorce vs Murder

Postby squala » Tue Sep 29, 2009 1:27 am

A lady goes to the pharmacy and asks for cyanide. The pharmacist asks what she needs it for. "I want to kill my husband," she says. The pharmacist answers, "No way, I won't sell cyanide to you! That's murder! I won't be an accessory to your crime. Ask for a divorce if you want but please don't take his life." Then the lady brings out a picture of her husband sleeping with the pharmacist's wife. "I'm sorry Ma'am. I didn't know you had a prescription."
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Postby Mizta B » Tue Sep 29, 2009 1:52 am

Classic
Good one Squala
Remind me not to fool around with a Pharmacists wife!! :lol:
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Postby Graham » Wed Sep 30, 2009 9:10 am

haha that's a good one!
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Postby Deano1964 » Wed Sep 30, 2009 11:45 am

lmao!
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