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[SIR-VRX]

Jolly Tas gets his jollies watching Gerbil pr0n, starring Trevor!

[Ellimist]

SIR-VRX knows this because he watches it through the window of tas's house.

[SIR-VRX]

Ellimist secretly streams it off the website he help Jolly Tas setup

[The X]

SIR-VRX is actually the webmaster of the aforementioned site and pimps out Trev for 1-on-1 webcam fun. Even "helps out" with some of the on cam action.

[Mizta B]

VRX-Pete is Trev's wardrobe designer and costumer
He looks after all his "Phoop Shoop" gear for the shoot LOL

[The X]

Mitza B must pre-approve the Phoop Shoop line of gear prior to filming with a private runway show using his backup troupe of gerbils as models.

[Mizta B]

VRX_Pete knows Mizta B only uses the sexiest gerbils in the business
That's why he's so interested Bwaaahahahaha....

[The X]

Mizta B thinks that "meth mouth" on gerbils qualifies as "sessy". LOL

[tryg]

VRX_Pete actually dreams of owning a champagne ES!

[Mizta B]

VRX_Pete and Tryg think a gerbil wearing "Phoop Shoop" and carrying a tube of personal lube is da bomb!!
Bwaaahahhahahaha

[The X]

Mizta B's expanding to Mitsubishiland. Next product line, soiled gerbil panties in a vending machine. True story!

[Mizta B]

VRX_Pete actually requested Live soiled gerbils in the machines but the RSPCA stepped in....

[The X]

...actually RSPCA's objection was to Mizta B's request they come in various configuration, once being that they have a landing strip as an optional extra.
Everytime you wax a gerbil, god kills a kitten.

[cjay]

Mizta B's expanding to Mitsubishiland. Next product line, soiled gerbil panties in a vending machine. True story!

bwah hahahaha!!!!


vrx_pete attends gpa (gerbil panties anonymous)

[The X]

cjay only knows this, because we were both into frilly gerbil panties together. cjay was the one that liked to wear them. Scratch and sniff, say no more. (i dont know which is more wrong, I've lost my moral compass this NYE/NYD)