Spread A Rumor!

[The X]

Ozie knows a heap about Pete, Cherbil and Ash (in no particular order or combination)....

But maybe we will leave that till later!!

Oz doesn't need his ego inflated any bigger!!!

[Ozie]

petes lost his only set of undies and he needs a replacement.
i hear Mitza B stole them for props for his training dept.

[The X]

Ozie is getting on in his years, he's a bit forgetful.
Pete always goes commando, and Mitza B know this. He sends his A.G.R.O crack team on red herring missions...... for underwear that does not exist....

[Mizta B]

VRX Pete has his pants full of red herrings
That does explain the smell and also why the gerbil commando elite occasionally go "off mission"
His underwear is very furry from what the A.G.R.O team tells Mizta B....

[The X]

MitzaB has been been abusing his "Admin" team priviledges and actually hold dual membership as Spacetingle. Spacetingle is Oz's biatch. Trev & Kev are about to defect and write an expose about this CCJ mansandwich. Excusive will be in "Woman's Day" next week!

[Ash]

VRX_Pete is just jealous coz he can't be in on the mansandwich....

Pete cries himself to sleep each night whilst listening Celine Dion in the background.

Pete's all time Fave is "My heart will go on"
The movie the Titanic is his best friend. He watches it every friday night with Mizta B, Spacetingle and Ozie on the couch. They snuggle under blankets. But alas, the only like Pete as a friend, coz they dont need anymore meat in their sandwich so it seems.

How sad.

[The X]

Ash is such a bitter old chick. Yes, I do have a copy of Titanic in Limited Edition VHS Dolby Widescreen! Ash's "intelligence" source are defective because it all happens under the original "Snuggie" blankets not under normal blankets as her Gerbil reconnaissance claims to occur. Besides, Pete is greek and they love their souvlaki in their mansandwich. Ash is just bitter and feels dejected because she's not the tzatziki in the man sandwich. LOL.

[Spacetingle]

loved that bunny costume you wore to mardi gras pete, i think LZY needs one to!!!

[Ash]

Who said anything about me being old Pete! lol I am sure I am younger than you!!

Pete is trying to confuse me with his greek slang, but it wont work, coz half my family is Maltese, so I am familiar with weird language lolz

Pete has obviously not heard that snuggies are GHEY, and anyone that own's one is a SAD individual!! :p

Put that in ya pipe and smoke it!!

[Spacetingle]

Ash you need an egg!!

[Ash]

Spacetingle needs to crack an egg. . . . . On the fry pan!

Hehehehe.

[The X]

Ash has been using the "eggs" to conceal the gerbils. Now they have infilitrated Spacetingle's abode. The Gerbils, they're watching....... Oz and Tingle are not safe... mwhahahahahaha

[Ash]

Pete and Ash have been watching Tingle and Oz for some time now. They are a bit weird and the gerbils don't really like them. lolz
With Gerbils around, no one is safe.

[Ozie]

Ash is worried about Adrian reading this post!

Has everybody seen!!!
The Pete & Ash Show! staring Trevor The Gerbil, on loan exclusively from Mizta B.

[Spacetingle]

hey Oz, we are special,we have people watching us pmsl......Oz has an egg head!!!!!!!