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Postby Mizta B » Mon Jan 11, 2010 10:44 pm

Now you are really starting to worry me Ash
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Postby Ash » Mon Jan 11, 2010 10:55 pm

Mizta B will be doing Nudie runs at Coffs Harbour. it's true. He told me ;)
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Postby Ellimist » Wed Jan 13, 2010 11:26 am

Ash will also be doing nudie runs but during the day so all the old men can see.
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Postby spunkybob » Wed Jan 13, 2010 11:29 am

I heard that Ellimist likes to then take pictures of said nude run and old men, and stick them on the ceiling above his bed.
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Postby Ellimist » Wed Jan 13, 2010 11:31 am

no no no i paste them on the internet. true story.
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Postby Ash » Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:30 pm

Ellimist likes to take nudie runs through floral competitions and generally takes out the prize, for best dried arrangement! hahaha
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Postby Mizta B » Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:49 pm

Ash likes to admire the said dried arrangements and loves how they crinkle when stroked gently..........
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Postby Ozie » Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:53 pm

Mizta B choked a Darkie and shat out a Gerbil by Mistake......
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Postby Mizta B » Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:03 pm

Ozie gave the gerbil mouth to mouth and revived it - Ewwwww
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Postby Ash » Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:10 pm

Ewwww....Mizta B obviously doesn't know that you don't have to give mouth to mouth anymore, and only have to do Pumps.....damn get down with the times!!!

Maybe Mizta B likes doing mouth to mouth on Ozie ;)
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Postby Ozie » Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:15 pm

Ash there is a mad rumour about you and lazy??!!
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Postby Mizta B » Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:32 pm

Ash should know it's two "Emergency breaths" per 30 compressions!
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Postby SIR-VRX » Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:39 pm

To clarify...

2 "Rescue Breaths" per 30 compressions technically. BUT USA has adopted 0 breaths and their revival rate went up to nearly 100%.

Ours was 3% until they changed it to 2 Rescue breaths and it's now 30% or so. My personal preference is now 0 breaths. The compressions draw in sufficient air to oxygenate the small amount of blood that gets pumped anyway.

I have to do my CPR and Switchboard Resuce every 6 months :)
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Postby Ash » Wed Jan 13, 2010 10:00 pm

Thats what Adrian said!!

Ozie is spreading the rumours about me and Lzy! lol
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Postby Ellimist » Wed Jan 13, 2010 10:00 pm

ash and lzy were getting it on the other night i could hear it from my house.
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