Spread A Rumor!

[The X]

...and Ellimist knows this how? We all know how. Bad Ellimist!

[jolly_tas]

VRX_Pete is planning on a mass assassination of all gerbils that are currently inhabiting the earth. He is going to dress up as a Ninja and sneak into to their secret headquarters (Ellimist's house) and lay down tonnes of Gerbil-Sak. He has already arranged for Sir-VRX to do the clean up job (who has promised to dispose of the dead carcasses without gaining any sexual pleasure from them) by transporting them on the boot (and back seat and front seat) of Mitza-B's VRX. Mitza-B, of course, only offered his help in this if Graham promised to clean the interior of his VRX after transport. Lzy_eye is keeping his eyes and ears open for anything that can go wrong by monitoring the Gerbils secret radio frequency and looking for anything ie Gerbil loving Pirates, while the operation is being undertaken. The final stage of this operation depends on ScaverX who has secretly been tunneling under parliament house in his spare time to create a tomb big enough for the disposal of the entire Australian Gerbil population. God speed my brothers and may the force be with you.

[The X]

jolly_tas has a lifetime subscription to "Playfur" magazine. He reads it for the articles.

[Ellimist]

VRX_Pete subscribes to the WRX magazine.

(think about it)

[The X]

Volvo drivers are excellent drivers. in fact driving a volvo, enhances your driving skillz....

[Ellimist]

VRX_Pete wants to go Volvo.

[The X]

Ellimist wants to go the Swedish Chef, with Trevor.. *bork bork squeak*

[Ellimist]

VRX_Pete wishes he could cook like a Swedish chef.

[The X]

Ellimist queues up at Ikea, _DAILY_ for swedish meatballs at the cafe with Trevor in a pram that is the equivalent of a 4WD. After lunch, Ellimist feeds Trevor some natural milk before post-lunch siesta. Trevor's fur is so much shinier and bouncier when Trevor's diet is balanced.

[Ellimist]

the pram is still faster than Petes lancer. mostly because its full of gerbils.

[The X]

The pram is way faster, still, than the volvo when under Ellimist's control.

[Ellimist]

thats cause Ellimist doesn't like to embarrass VRX_Pete.

[The X]

that's because Ellimest does that quite fine, by himself by driving a volvo

[Ellimist]

yeah i know sorry bout that pete but i heard ur just 2 slow.

oh and i also heard u keep a cage of pet gerbils cause u breed them.

[The X]

I only keep a cage full of gerbils as part of my breeding program as Ellimist stands over me to ensure he's got ample supply of gW(GerbilWatts) for his Volvo.