0-200 in 3 seconds!

[Leez]

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 3 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

[mitch.honey]

my whole family lold at this

[Skitzo4Bass]

yeah it's a great one, heard it from a mate but then there's another joke which is pretty good:

The wife reminded the husband that there anniversary was not so far away and told him that she's expecting something with diamonds..
So after much thought the husband finally figured out what to get his wife that had diamonds in it... A deck of cards lol

[Leez]

Haha nice Would someone actually try these out, and tell us how it goes?

[Graham]

hahah that's awesome!

I'd try it out but I'm not married and I'm not suicidal