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Classic Quotes
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Just made a post with reference to an old favourite… Ralph Wiggum
“Hi, Principal Skinner! Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"
Thought I’d list out a few of his other quotes…
"Principal Skinner, I got carsick in your office."
"Me fail English? That's unpossible."
"Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me."
"Eww, Daddy, this tastes like Gramma!"
“Hi, Principal Skinner! Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"
Thought I’d list out a few of his other quotes…
"Principal Skinner, I got carsick in your office."
"Me fail English? That's unpossible."
"Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me."
"Eww, Daddy, this tastes like Gramma!"
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Superfly
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"If it weren't for the last minute nothing would ever get done"
"Imagination is more important than knowledge" - Albert Einstien
"I've worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty" - Groucho Marx
"Nothing succeeds like excess!" - Oscar Wilde
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it." - Mark Twain
and finally a favorite of mine,
"You can't polish a turd....but you can roll it in glitter!!"
"Imagination is more important than knowledge" - Albert Einstien
"I've worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty" - Groucho Marx
"Nothing succeeds like excess!" - Oscar Wilde
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it." - Mark Twain
and finally a favorite of mine,
"You can't polish a turd....but you can roll it in glitter!!"
Where are my keys?!
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Stoney
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If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.
The universe seems neither benign nor hostile, merely indifferent.
Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known
- Carl Sagan
Between the idea
And the reality
Between the motion
And the act
Falls the Shadow
For Thine is the Kingdom
Between the conception
And the creation
Between the emotion
And the response
Falls the Shadow
Life is very long
Between the desire
And the spasm
Between the potency
And the existence
Between the essence
And the descent
Falls the Shadow
For Thine is the Kingdom
For Thine is
Life is
For Thine is the
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper.
- The Hollow Men (1925), T.S. Eliot
The universe seems neither benign nor hostile, merely indifferent.
Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known
- Carl Sagan
Between the idea
And the reality
Between the motion
And the act
Falls the Shadow
For Thine is the Kingdom
Between the conception
And the creation
Between the emotion
And the response
Falls the Shadow
Life is very long
Between the desire
And the spasm
Between the potency
And the existence
Between the essence
And the descent
Falls the Shadow
For Thine is the Kingdom
For Thine is
Life is
For Thine is the
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper.
- The Hollow Men (1925), T.S. Eliot
Charles Darwin was right. To achieve genetic perfection, you need Evolution.
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