Classic Quotes

[SIR-VRX]

"I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.

- Samuel Goldwyn

[LZY_EYE]

I'll crush you like a paper cup"

- Mr Burns.....

[squala]

"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing."

Edmund Burke

[Paggsy]

Just made a post with reference to an old favourite… Ralph Wiggum

“Hi, Principal Skinner! Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"

Thought I’d list out a few of his other quotes…

"Principal Skinner, I got carsick in your office."
"Me fail English? That's unpossible."
"Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me."
"Eww, Daddy, this tastes like Gramma!"

[SIR-VRX]

I Choo-Choo-Choose you!

[squala]

If all else fails, follow instructions.

[Superfly]

"If it weren't for the last minute nothing would ever get done"

"Imagination is more important than knowledge" - Albert Einstien

"I've worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty" - Groucho Marx

"Nothing succeeds like excess!" - Oscar Wilde

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it." - Mark Twain

and finally a favorite of mine,

"You can't polish a turd....but you can roll it in glitter!!"

[squala]

Don't break rules. Find loopholes.

[Stoney]

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.

The universe seems neither benign nor hostile, merely indifferent.

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known
- Carl Sagan

Between the idea
And the reality
Between the motion
And the act
Falls the Shadow

For Thine is the Kingdom

Between the conception
And the creation
Between the emotion
And the response
Falls the Shadow

Life is very long

Between the desire
And the spasm
Between the potency
And the existence
Between the essence
And the descent
Falls the Shadow
For Thine is the Kingdom

For Thine is
Life is
For Thine is the

This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper.
- The Hollow Men (1925), T.S. Eliot

[Chubb]

Don't Drink and Drive,
Smoke Dope and Fly.

- Wicked camper van.

[tryg]

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad. - Samuel Goldwyn

[jolly_tas]

One of the most important tools to have in your toolbox is a Taponometer. Use in this way - If in doubt give it a clout, the bigger the doubt the bigger the clout!

[Ral1rt]

The Bird is the Word..........Peter Griffin 09

[Ral1rt]

It is better to maintain ignorance and remain silent than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

[SIR-VRX]

"I'm afraid if I raced you on the street, I'd push you to your death." Keiichi Tsuchiya