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LZY_EYE · Postby **LZY_EYE** » Sun Sep 27, 2009 3:42 pm

Mizta B is working on a remote controlled life like super gerbil. That way he has total control

Mizta B · Postby **Mizta B** » Sun Sep 27, 2009 4:19 pm

Lzy_Eye is developing a "green' ferret that runs on solar power
It has backup battery power for when it goes where the sun don't shine.

LZY_EYE · Postby **LZY_EYE** » Sun Sep 27, 2009 4:43 pm

Mizta B has concluded that the only green powered gerbil that is feasible is one that runs on Methane as his would never get any light.... MMMWWWAAAHHHAHAHA

Mizta B · Postby **Mizta B** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 7:52 pm

Lzy-Eye's ferrets are methane powered as he is full of it
Don't matter if da sun don't shine!!!

Ozie · Postby **Ozie** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 3:08 am

Mizta B likes to place egg shells on his bleeding nipples....he says it sooths the pain.

Mizta B · Postby **Mizta B** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 3:21 am

Ozie has a chook farm to supply da eggs and likes to inflict the pain
Muwahahahaha

Ozie · Postby **Ozie** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 3:28 am

Mizta B wears a black berate and likes to Patrol on foot!

Mizta B · Postby **Mizta B** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 3:31 am

Ozie wears knee high boots and goose steps everywhere

Ozie · Postby **Ozie** » Sat Oct 03, 2009 2:28 am

Mizta B injects himself with Glow Stick Resin so his Gerbils have easy access in the dark. rofl.!!!!! ahahahaha.

Mizta B · Postby **Mizta B** » Sun Oct 04, 2009 3:08 pm

Ozie's ferrets are radioactive and glow all the time,so that he can find "Jim" when the sun don't shine!!!!

Superfly · Postby **Superfly** » Sun Oct 04, 2009 11:23 pm

Mizta B is planning a coup d'état to seize control of ClubCJ and turn us into a Toyota Prius club......

Mizta B · Postby **Mizta B** » Mon Oct 05, 2009 5:47 am

Superfly secretely longs for a Fully Sic modified Toyota Prius! :lol:

and is part of Mizta B's coup d,'etat.............

Superfly · Postby **Superfly** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 12:19 pm

Spoke to a bloke who knows a bloke who works with a woman who took a train journey with someone who claims he overheard Mizta B discussing his takeover plans in a local bar, whilst sharing a XXXX Gold, in a outer western suburb of Sydney. Now the rumour goes that Mizta B is currently attempting to woo a well known recently shamed former member of NSW parliament in an attempt to have him head a campaign to remove all Holden's and Ford's from the government fleet both state and federally and have them replaced with a certain "carbon friendly" Toyota option.
Apparently this is the first step in a national campaign to bring uniformity to all vehicular travel in Australia. This will be combined with a concerted ticketing regime throughout the country whereby tickets will be issued for everything from parking to driving during "new" restricted hours to anyone found driving anything other than a Prius. All non Prius drivers will be required to wear a badge on there clothing, denoting them as Environment Murderers, rumoured to be a small carbon coloured footprint. Further, all non Prius vehicles will be required to forefeit their vehicles for destruction prior to June 30, 2010. All drivers found in breach of this new decree will be rounded up and sent to camps located in the South Australian outback.
Apparently the plan has garnered support from Canberra and once enacted will be known as the Carbon Solution!

Ozie · Postby **Ozie** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 3:52 pm

Superfly is trapped in a web of political lies!!

Superfly · Postby **Superfly** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:48 pm

Apparently "Ozie" isn't really!

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