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Spoke to a bloke who knows a bloke who works with a woman who took a train journey with someone who claims he overheard Mizta B discussing his takeover plans in a local bar, whilst sharing a XXXX Gold, in a outer western suburb of Sydney. Now the rumour goes that Mizta B is currently attempting to woo a well known recently shamed former member of NSW parliament in an attempt to have him head a campaign to remove all Holden's and Ford's from the government fleet both state and federally and have them replaced with a certain "carbon friendly" Toyota option.
Apparently this is the first step in a national campaign to bring uniformity to all vehicular travel in Australia. This will be combined with a concerted ticketing regime throughout the country whereby tickets will be issued for everything from parking to driving during "new" restricted hours to anyone found driving anything other than a Prius. All non Prius drivers will be required to wear a badge on there clothing, denoting them as Environment Murderers, rumoured to be a small carbon coloured footprint. Further, all non Prius vehicles will be required to forefeit their vehicles for destruction prior to June 30, 2010. All drivers found in breach of this new decree will be rounded up and sent to camps located in the South Australian outback.
Apparently the plan has garnered support from Canberra and once enacted will be known as the Carbon Solution!
Apparently this is the first step in a national campaign to bring uniformity to all vehicular travel in Australia. This will be combined with a concerted ticketing regime throughout the country whereby tickets will be issued for everything from parking to driving during "new" restricted hours to anyone found driving anything other than a Prius. All non Prius drivers will be required to wear a badge on there clothing, denoting them as Environment Murderers, rumoured to be a small carbon coloured footprint. Further, all non Prius vehicles will be required to forefeit their vehicles for destruction prior to June 30, 2010. All drivers found in breach of this new decree will be rounded up and sent to camps located in the South Australian outback.
Apparently the plan has garnered support from Canberra and once enacted will be known as the Carbon Solution!
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