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Airline Travel Joke

Postby aussie027 » Wed Aug 19, 2009 3:51 pm

I certainly wouldn't do this for real but funny as a joke..........


What to do on a plane if the passenger next to you is irritating:

1. Remove your laptop from its bag
2. Open the laptop slowly and carefully
3. Turn it on
4. Ensure the passenger next to you is watching
5. Click on the Internet
6. Close your eyes for a brief moment, open them again, turn your gaze upwards to the skies as if in prayer
7. Take a deep breath and open this site =

http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html
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Postby chrisb » Wed Aug 19, 2009 4:02 pm

that bloody hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Postby tadz0rz » Wed Aug 19, 2009 5:12 pm

hahahahah pwned
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Postby Graham » Fri Aug 21, 2009 3:28 pm

hahaha thats awesome, definately gonna try it if i'm on a plane with a lappy :D
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Postby Mizta B » Sat Aug 22, 2009 7:19 pm

That's gold!!!!!
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Postby M@verik » Sun Sep 06, 2009 12:12 am

probably... but im still gonna try lol
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Postby LZY_EYE » Sun Sep 06, 2009 12:34 am

Ask if you can take your CJ with you to the terrorist camp :P

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Re: Airline Travel Joke

Postby Dejan » Mon Dec 14, 2009 8:15 pm

aussie027 wrote:I certainly wouldn't do this for real but funny as a joke..........


What to do on a plane if the passenger next to you is irritating:

1. Remove your laptop from its bag
2. Open the laptop slowly and carefully
3. Turn it on
4. Ensure the passenger next to you is watching
5. Click on the Internet
6. Close your eyes for a brief moment, open them again, turn your gaze upwards to the skies as if in prayer
7. Take a deep breath and open this site =

http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html



Wha dah?? How come when i clicked, it says HTTP404 Not Found?? Can you try it again mate??
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Re: Airline Travel Joke

Postby Skitzo4Bass » Mon Dec 14, 2009 11:39 pm

[/quote]Wha dah?? How come when i clicked, it says HTTP404 Not Found?? Can you try it again mate??[/quote]

Yeah same here.. is it that bad that it's been removed lol..

i was looking forward to seeing it, got some good comments


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