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Postby LAP_DANCER » Wed May 13, 2009 12:45 pm

An E-mail i got that id thought id share

You're a woman and you see a handsome man at a party.
You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome man.
One of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "She's fantastic in bed."
That's Advertising.

You see a handsome man at a party.
You go up to him and get his telephone number.
The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Telemarketing.

You see a man at a party, you straighten your dress.
You walk up to him and pour him a drink.
You say, "May I," and reach up to straighten his tie,
brushing your breast lightly against his arm...
And then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a handsome man.
He walks up to you and says, I hear you're fantastic in bed."
That's Brand Recognition.

You're at a party and see a handsome man.
He fancies you, but you talk him into going home with your friend.
That's a Sales Rep.

Your friend can't satisfy him so she calls you.
That's Tech Support.

You're on your way to a party when you realize
that there could be handsome men in all these houses you're passing.
So you climb onto the roof of one situated towards the centre
and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"
That's Junk Mail.
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Postby Ozie » Wed May 13, 2009 1:10 pm

lol.... :lol:

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Postby ANDROS » Wed May 13, 2009 2:49 pm

haha nice one!
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Postby Cottonfoot » Wed May 13, 2009 3:05 pm

dbl lol!

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Postby Mizta B » Tue May 19, 2009 2:09 pm

Bwaaaaaaaahahaha!! - Good one :lol:
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Postby slickthug » Tue May 19, 2009 4:29 pm

i dont mind that kind if junk mail

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Postby Dejan » Thu Jul 16, 2009 11:32 am

hahhaaha, funniest joke i've seen in 24 yrs....great work.
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Postby Graham » Thu Jul 16, 2009 11:36 am

hahahaha that's awesome, good one! :D
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Postby SIR-VRX » Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:02 pm

Nice one! :lol:


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