GOTTA PEE ( A QUICK READ)

[LAP_DANCER]

Yes if people hav'nt relised by now i get alot of stupid emails so ill pass them on to every1

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them.

Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.

She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the woman's husband was concerned That his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said:
'These girls nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!'

'That's nothing' said the other husband,
'Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that said.....

'From all of us at the Fire Station.
We'll never forget you.''

[Josh_Emerton]

lmao thats gold!!

I ave to ask - whats the quotes in the signature from? first part.

The second part is Britney Spears...and I'm THIS close to removing it myself hahahhaha I cant stand Britney (I wont, im just kidding)

[LAP_DANCER]

Bro its Ja Rule off Fast and The Furious

[Mizta B]

Great stuff mate - Keep 'em coming that's funneeeeee