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Postby blade888 » Mon Apr 02, 2012 10:23 pm

Pinched this from another forum... Oh how all of this every single line is so funny, because it's sadly all so true... :)


How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
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Postby Chubb » Mon Apr 02, 2012 10:50 pm

Hoges wrote:And it is a Lamp!


Spoken by an industry professional :P

Hehehe love it Nick :).

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Postby SXLancerMum » Tue Apr 03, 2012 10:46 am

Lightbulb is perfectly correct :P

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Postby Dirtee » Tue Apr 03, 2012 11:27 am

Someome please move this to the lighting section...
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Postby bd-850 » Tue Apr 03, 2012 1:52 pm

It's light globe. I know a guy who knows a guy who know a guy that worked with a guy who's uncles farthers sisters mother worked with a guy who's brother worked with a guy who worked at woolies in the electrical department and he said it was a "globe" so you are all wrong.


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Postby bd-850 » Tue Apr 03, 2012 2:00 pm

Thomas Edison called it a "light bulb"

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Postby bd-850 » Tue Apr 03, 2012 2:04 pm

Isn't a Lamp the device on which the "bulb, globe, lumanating thingymcbob" goes into?

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Postby bd-850 » Tue Apr 03, 2012 2:08 pm

I don't buy a Lamp for my bedside lamp


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