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The Penis Poem

Postby WTR » Fri Apr 29, 2011 10:39 pm

My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal,
Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring.
But now I've got a full time job,
To find the f***in' thing.
It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave.
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes!
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Postby SAM-24A » Fri Apr 29, 2011 10:42 pm

HaHaHaHa

Do you have to tell everyone what us old farts go through Ron. :cry:
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Postby Mizta B » Fri Apr 29, 2011 11:51 pm

And then depression set in... Bahahahahahaha :lol:
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Postby El-Diablo » Sat Apr 30, 2011 8:05 am

I am shocked and disgusted by this obvious use of gratuitous profanity!!!!!!

Apart from that I agree must you highlight decrease in performance due to excess mileage lol
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Postby SAM-24A » Sat Apr 30, 2011 8:37 am

Good One Rob,
El-Diablo wrote:I am shocked and disgusted by this obvious use of gratuitous profanity!!!!!!

Apart from that I agree must you highlight decrease in performance due to excess mileage lol


Sounds like the "Exasperated & Pro-Longing Dysfunctional Frustrations" of a man who "Suffers is Silence" as do we too..... :cry:


Sam..... :oops: :cry:
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Postby Indignation » Mon May 09, 2011 2:10 pm

You guys sound like you need a good port and polish completed by a professional
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Postby Leez » Mon May 09, 2011 5:37 pm

Indignation wrote:You guys sound like you need a good port and polish completed by a professional


win.
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