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Postby sleeper » Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:56 am

there has been some interest in the coveted GERBIL AWARD FOR HUMOUR, this is an exclusive award with only 8 recipients in the history of clubCJ.

what we need is 1 joke only from interested members and after 2 weeks, all will be submitted to the committee for a short list of 5.

the 5 will then be put to poll for members votes.

so post away, u have 1 chance so make it a good one :)

NOT TOO MUCH SMUT PLEASE, NO RACISM. THE JOKES ARE BROADCAST AND ANY JOKES FOUND TO BE OFFENSIVE WILL BE DELETED
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Postby SAM-24A » Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:23 am

If this is one of MiztaB's grand ideas to get rid of his GERBILS,

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Then there's a joke in itself. Ha Ha *rofl*

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Postby sleeper » Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:28 am

lol, sams out ;)
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Postby SAM-24A » Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:40 am

Why am I out, the rules clearly state: NO SMUT PLEASE, NO RACISM.

Where's my Smut or Racism ?? *peep*

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Postby sleeper » Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:45 am

maybe i should say NO BAD JOKES

lol, nah, your back in sam :)
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Postby Mizta B » Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:56 pm

Does this qualify?????
http://www.chemguys.com.au/GERBIL_WHEEL ... b01_2t.htm *rofl* *clap2* *lol* *rockon* *bowl* :mrgreen: :D
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Postby SAM-24A » Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:27 pm

Gerbil Brush, I want two, one for me and one for the Wife.


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Postby jolly_tas » Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:12 pm

Quote from the website...

"The ergonomic design of the gerbil makes it easy to use and fit anywhere, while the easy-grip design minimizes wrist effort and motion. The durable sheepskin finish is pre-treated for long lasting durability while the multi-pore memory foam sponge core is engineered to retain soap and degreasers which eliminates bacterial and residue left inside. After all, nobody likes a stinky gerbil! The Soft Grip - GRIP TECHâ„¢ handle offers durable easy gripping with a soft resistant textured rubber covering. The Gerbil Wheel Brush - great to stick in tight spaces with the gentle touch.......................... of a Gerbil."

It could have really come from any website that specialises in adult products
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Postby sleeper » Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:24 pm

lol

2 non qualifiers now, sam cos he tells bad jokes, chris cos he already has the coveted GERBIL AWARD FOR HUMOUR
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Postby SAM-24A » Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:26 pm

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Postby tjoz » Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:41 pm

I didnt even know what a gerbil was, I had to use Google :) Little midget mice or 10c Kangaroos...
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Postby Mitch » Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:49 pm

i reckon SAM 24A should be GERBIL WINNER 100% guarenteed

sorry Chris but you already have the award
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Postby jolly_tas » Tue Jan 11, 2011 9:03 pm

tjoz wrote:I didnt even know what a gerbil was, I had to use Google :) Little midget mice or 10c Kangaroos...


You never say the "Gerbil in a Microwave" game??

http://www.atom.com/fun_games/micro_gerbil_2001/
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Postby BlackBetty » Sat Jan 15, 2011 4:40 pm

Want Some More Gerbil Action (Sorry Mizta B)


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