Postby SAM-24A » Sun Jun 13, 2010 5:19 pm
Chris wrote:
[quote]Its my wife's birthday that day , Ill see if I can talk her around for a couple of hours of attendance mate [/quote]
Hey Chris, you don’t honestly expect me to believe you're going to talk your lovely wife into Suttons for a free Sausage Sizzle and a Drink on her birthday.
After 25 years of marriage I can conclusively vouch, the only way that’s going to happen mate, is if you:
1) Get-up early and prepare her a sumptuous breakfast in bed.
2) Adorn her with a very Expensive Glittery Gift.
3) Offer to wash and clean everything in sight.
4) Do the shopping for the next month.
5) Give-Up the TV Remote.
6) Transfer your wages to her only Account.
and "Oh Yeh" as it is with wife,
7 )Refrain from "PMS" (Persistent Male Syndrome) for as long as she requests.
So, if you manage to pull-off this unachievable feat, I will personally contact the Guinness Book of Records and have it recorded as 1 in a Million Abdominal Occurrence, for which you will awarded and have to carry the title of “Worlds Wimpiest Partner†forever.
I must stop writing for now because the Laughter Pains are really starting to kick-in.
See you soon Old Mate.
Cheers: Sam.
PS: Somehow I get this feeling, you will pull this off.