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technofreak1982
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Postby technofreak1982 » Wed May 19, 2010 10:33 am

You know you own a CJ when U wake up every morning, look out the window and think damn I have a nice car

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Postby Hecky » Wed May 19, 2010 11:30 am

You know you drive a CJ when after 6 months you still haven't finished reading the encyclopedia size manual (manuals if you have the MMCS!)
HKS/AMS/GFB/MRT/K&N/DBA
Whiteline/Ultra-Racing/Rexpeed/Autometer/Yokohama Racing/Cusco
...and some other stuff which the fun police don't approve of... :)

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Postby Bandit » Wed May 19, 2010 11:30 am

jaysewah wrote:
bongo wrote:You know you drive a CJ when... you put in reverse and it starts beeping inside the car only. What's the use of this?????


LOL funny cos its true :lol:


If you have the reverse sensors and that's the beep, it is only meant for inside so it can alert THE DRIVER to the proximity of objects. If you want to notify external people of your reversing you need one of these: http://www.eziautoparts.com.au/reverse- ... globe.html
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LZY_EYE
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Postby LZY_EYE » Wed May 19, 2010 11:46 am

I think he is referring to the SST of the RA.

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Postby Bandit » Wed May 19, 2010 12:02 pm

Ahh roger, ok - I haven't heard it.
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Postby LZY_EYE » Wed May 19, 2010 12:06 pm

Everytime you select reverse, it constantly beeps. I think it is to tell you that reverse is successfully engaged or something... it is a little annoying though!!

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Postby technofreak1982 » Wed May 19, 2010 8:54 pm

You Know your driving a CJ when. You spend more time looking at the average fuel consumption to get it as low as you can, then anything else in the car

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Postby technofreak1982 » Wed May 26, 2010 8:47 pm

You know you drive a CJ when U go and open the fuel tank but open the boot instead. Or the other way around

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Postby bryzabone » Thu May 27, 2010 1:25 am

you know you drive a CJ, when you spend over $400 on car-care/polish and waxes...and think....."yeah, totally worth it!!!"
For every "Drive Safely" sign, shouldn't there be a "Resume Normal Driving" sign?

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Postby PYLee » Thu May 27, 2010 2:31 am

bryzabone wrote:you know you drive a CJ, when you spend over $400 on car-care/polish and waxes...and think....."yeah, totally worth it!!!"


pm me what did u get , always interested in detailing products now ! :D
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Postby PsyTrix » Thu May 27, 2010 1:14 pm

You know you own a cj ralliart when...

You piss your gf off by parking furtherest away in the parking lot

When you park furtherest away some bastard still parks next to you

You wash and polish it even though it's going to rain

You almost crash driving by shops looking at your reflection

Any time you see a hot chick you pump your rockford fosgate and stick it in sports mode

You have the nicest car at the gas station

Young pimpley teenyboppers almost creme their pants when you boost past

It sneezes when you change gears

When your not with the car all you can do is think about her

When you ask to be seated by the window to keep an eye on her

When you give up explaining to people about her and just refer her to "the black beast over 
there with the wing"

You lust for a carbon fiber toilet seat

Groups of people on the street stop talking, turn around and watch you drive past

You speed up to see if there's a cop behind you




 

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Postby bryzabone » Fri May 28, 2010 4:40 pm

whitemonster wrote:
bryzabone wrote:you know you drive a CJ, when you spend over $400 on car-care/polish and waxes...and think....."yeah, totally worth it!!!"


pm me what did u get , always interested in detailing products now ! :D


You know you own a CJ lancer when..you do all this....for pleasure...

wet-wash, and let dry with meguires wash n wax.(i use a lambswool pad, and microfibre noodle mesh for tough bits)
clay the car with meguires clay kit-1 panel at a time kids!
swirl-x if needed(not on my CJ yet, but the odd swirl accumulates over time)
waterless wash-meguires.-to get any residue off from washing/claying/swirling steps
apply crystal polish (megs again), let set for a few minutes then wipe off/polish smooth with supreme shine cloth
nu finish car polish, let set 30 mins then wipe/polish with supreme shine
crystal polish again same as above
meguires nxt. wax 2.0, thin coat of course, wipe with MF cloth, polish clean with ultimate shine MF
let settle for 30 mins or so in shade
clean panel again with ultimate detailer to remove any residue, and to give a nice sheen to the wax
apply ultimate quick wax to panel, and lovingly polish with ultimate shine MF.
Repeat for every panel on car! :)
(all by hand i might add, no machinery allowed near my paint!)

PS; microfiber towels, ultimate shine towels, microfiber applicators all used, separate applicator/wipe-cloth/polish cloth per layer!!(lots of cloths!)

all this equals 2 sore arms!!
(':roll:')

*i in no way endorse, or promote meguires, this is simply my choice of product at this time*
PM sent also
For every "Drive Safely" sign, shouldn't there be a "Resume Normal Driving" sign?

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Postby nightrider » Fri May 28, 2010 5:04 pm

LOL psytrix!! thats so me =]=]=]=]=]

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Postby E-dawg » Tue Jun 01, 2010 11:50 pm

You know you drive a CJ when:

1. You have slept in your car on one or more occasions

2. You refer to your car as 'her' (if your male) or 'he' (if your female) rather than 'it'

3. You look forward to 'poor weather conditions' so you can use your fog lights

4. You only play racing video games which have CJ Lancers as a car option

5. You park at the Maccas car park, just so all the hoons admire your car

I'll try and think of more :-P


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