Melbourne Storm Jokes

[BrownDog]

if i offend anyone or it is inappropriate plz delete.

Ok heard this one from my bro,

whats the difference between the Storm and a toothpick???

The toothpick has 2 points!!!!

[bobcrusader]

What has 26 legs, but still can't climb a ladder?

[blanka]

lmao mahuahuhauahu the jokes are good lolz even though the storms r still one of my fav nrl team

[tadz0rz]

Who will score more points this year? Melbourne Storm or Richmond?

[SIR-VRX]

What is the Melbourne weather forecast for the rest of the year?

Fine, sunny and no storms.

[tadz0rz]

Shattered.

Just bought a melbourne storm dinner set and its missing 2 cups

[LZY_EYE]

Cam Smith to Bellamy - "How are we supposed to play every week knowing we aren't going to get any points" Bellamy replies "I don't know Cam, I'll call Ricky Stuart and ask him"

[Leez]

How do you know if you're reading the newspaper upside down?

Melbourne Storm is at the top of the ladder.

[LZY_EYE]

New Channel 9 series: UnderBellamy - A Tale of two books

A Melbourne supporter calls the storm head office and asks for some merchandise. The salesperson replied, "we've got jumpers, shirts, shorts, scarves and more". The Melbourne fan replies, "Do you have any caps?" to which the salesperson replies, "Uhh...well, we haven't had a cap for 5 years..."

[SIR-VRX]

[Superintendent Chalmers]

David Gallop hit Melbourne harder than Inglis hit his girlfriend.

[Josh_Emerton]

On a scale of one to Melbourne Storm, how ****** are you?