Men Never Listen

Shadows · Postby **Shadows** » Sat Oct 04, 2008 4:48 am

On a flight to Chicago, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. when the flight attendant noticed his predicament.

Sir, she said," You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall." The gentleman enter the ladies room and did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons on the wall he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA,PP, and a red one labeled ATR. The gentleman thinks, Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist to touch the button.

The moment he pushed on the button "WW". Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this. Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button.Warm air replaced the warm wat! er, gently drying his underside.When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flowers to this unbelievable pleasure.The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.
Next thing he knew he was in a hospital as soon as he opened his eyes. A nurse was staring down at him with a smirk on her face. "What happened?" he exclaimed. "You pushed one too many buttons," replied by the nurse."The last button marked ATR was an Automatic Tampon Remover buttom and your p*nis is under your pillow.

homieG · Postby **homieG** » Sat Oct 04, 2008 5:07 am

LMAO!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, thats jokes!

Shadows · Postby **Shadows** » Sat Oct 04, 2008 5:08 am

homieG wrote:LMAO!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, thats jokes!

add that ATR buttom to your car. hahahahaha......

homieG · Postby **homieG** » Sat Oct 04, 2008 5:12 am

nah, i think im gonna go with the otgher buttons though! hahahahah

Shadows · Postby **Shadows** » Sat Oct 04, 2008 5:13 am

homieG wrote:nah, i think im gonna go with the otgher buttons though! hahahahah

read the other joke DHL :lol:

slickthug · Postby **slickthug** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 1:30 am

lol. atr. wudnt want that mod

nickbutterz · Postby **nickbutterz** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 2:11 am

hahahaha. thats so fucked upp

Shadows · Postby **Shadows** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 2:19 am

why this guy suddently so free

nickbutterz · Postby **nickbutterz** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 2:52 am

you dont want me to have time for the lancer community shadows? thanksss.. THANKS!!

Shadows · Postby **Shadows** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 3:58 am

Nope, you seem like disappear for quit sometime

nickbutterz · Postby **nickbutterz** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 4:28 am

im sorry i was really busy at school gettingmy education on. lol

Shadows · Postby **Shadows** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 4:43 am

Good boy !!!!

nickbutterz · Postby **nickbutterz** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 5:17 am

i do what i can. i have to get smart like you and make that money

Shadows · Postby **Shadows** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 5:24 am

i would like to do some investment on your designing studio

i think your sist will be happy that i have made this decission

spunkybob · Postby **spunkybob** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 5:35 am

Thats an awesome story shadows

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