The slapping robot
Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2011 6:28 pm
A dad decides he's had enough of not knowing when his family is telling the truth or not, so he decides to purchase a truth-detecting robot that slaps the person that tells a lie. The father decides to test it out at the dinner table.
"So son, what did you get up to today after school?"
"Not much Dad, just read a book"
Robot smacks son
"What did you really do son?"
"Okay okay, i watched a DVD"
"What did you watch?"
"The Lion King"
Robot slaps the son
"What did you really watch son?
"Okay i watched porn"
"Porn? I didnt even know what porn was when i was your age"
Robot smacks the father
Now the mother chimes in
"Hahaha, oh he's definitely your son alrite"
Robot smacks the mother..........
"So son, what did you get up to today after school?"
"Not much Dad, just read a book"
Robot smacks son
"What did you really do son?"
"Okay okay, i watched a DVD"
"What did you watch?"
"The Lion King"
Robot slaps the son
"What did you really watch son?
"Okay i watched porn"
"Porn? I didnt even know what porn was when i was your age"
Robot smacks the father
Now the mother chimes in
"Hahaha, oh he's definitely your son alrite"
Robot smacks the mother..........