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The slapping robot

Postby ijustatecurry » Mon Jun 27, 2011 6:28 pm

A dad decides he's had enough of not knowing when his family is telling the truth or not, so he decides to purchase a truth-detecting robot that slaps the person that tells a lie. The father decides to test it out at the dinner table.
"So son, what did you get up to today after school?"
"Not much Dad, just read a book"
Robot smacks son
"What did you really do son?"
"Okay okay, i watched a DVD"
"What did you watch?"
"The Lion King"
Robot slaps the son
"What did you really watch son?
"Okay i watched porn"
"Porn? I didnt even know what porn was when i was your age"
Robot smacks the father
Now the mother chimes in
"Hahaha, oh he's definitely your son alrite"
Robot smacks the mother..........

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Postby lena91 » Mon Jun 27, 2011 6:36 pm

haha a whole family caught out :P

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Postby Kyrus » Mon Jun 27, 2011 6:39 pm

like
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Postby anzac_77 » Mon Jun 27, 2011 9:49 pm

Good one :)

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Postby JoeJoe » Fri Jul 01, 2011 3:06 pm

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Postby Corzza2 » Thu Jul 07, 2011 1:11 pm

Very good
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Postby INVUR-1 » Thu Jul 07, 2011 3:01 pm

lol
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Postby Corzza2 » Fri Jul 08, 2011 7:18 am

hahahahaha
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