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The Penis Poem

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 10:39 pm
by WTR
My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal,
Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring.
But now I've got a full time job,
To find the f***in' thing.
It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave.
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes!

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 10:42 pm
by SAM-24A
HaHaHaHa

Do you have to tell everyone what us old farts go through Ron. :cry:

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 11:51 pm
by Mizta B
And then depression set in... Bahahahahahaha :lol:

Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2011 8:05 am
by El-Diablo
I am shocked and disgusted by this obvious use of gratuitous profanity!!!!!!

Apart from that I agree must you highlight decrease in performance due to excess mileage lol

Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2011 8:37 am
by SAM-24A
Good One Rob,
El-Diablo wrote:I am shocked and disgusted by this obvious use of gratuitous profanity!!!!!!

Apart from that I agree must you highlight decrease in performance due to excess mileage lol


Sounds like the "Exasperated & Pro-Longing Dysfunctional Frustrations" of a man who "Suffers is Silence" as do we too..... :cry:


Sam..... :oops: :cry:

Posted: Mon May 09, 2011 2:10 pm
by Indignation
You guys sound like you need a good port and polish completed by a professional

Posted: Mon May 09, 2011 5:37 pm
by Leez
Indignation wrote:You guys sound like you need a good port and polish completed by a professional


win.