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Burns Calories

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 6:39 am
by Shadows
"Sex burns calories, but now you can just think that you have to do with a partner, to shed excess weight. The recommendations, however, for some reason, only for men, although mostly for women ... So:

Strip:
with the agreement - 12 calories,
without the consent of - 187.

Unfasten bra:
both hands - 8 calories,
with one hand - 12 calories,
teeth - 85 calories.

Wear a condom:
in the presence of erection - 6 calories
in the absence of erection - 315 calories.

Positions:
missionary - 8 calories,
as dogs - 326 calories
"Italian chandelier - 912 calories.

Orgasm:
This - 112 calories
unreal - 315 calories.

Then:
lie on the seat - 18 calories,
immediately get out of the car - 36 calories,
if you do not immediately get out of the car - 816 calories.

Putting clothes:
calmly - 32 calories,
in a hurry - 98 calories,
when her father knocking on the door - 1218 calories
when your wife knocking at the door - 3521 calories.









Ummm........ Forgot to say ....
With prostitutes does not count!

Re: Burns Calories

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 6:51 am
by spunkybob
Shadows wrote: Putting clothes:
calmly - 32 calories,
in a hurry - 98 calories,
when her father knocking on the door - 1218 calories
when your wife knocking at the door - 3521 calories.


LOL!!!!!!

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:40 am
by Spacetingle
ROFL shadows.

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:56 am
by spunkybob
SPACETINGLE MY LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 11:27 am
by Mizta B
Shadows your'e a gem
That's priceless mate
Very funny stuff
Cheers man - Chris (mizta_b)

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 12:28 pm
by spunkybob
so... who has ever had the door knocking experience...... :P

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 5:20 pm
by Lancerlot
spunkybob wrote:so... who has ever had the door knocking experience...... :P


are your ears burnin bobby..?

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 5:38 pm
by ZERO COOL
Lmaoo..Thats cool stuff there bro.

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 6:49 pm
by spunkybob
Lancerlot wrote:
spunkybob wrote:so... who has ever had the door knocking experience...... :P


are your ears burnin bobby..?


lol... just really bored.. and it would be my eyes :)

Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 6:20 am
by Shadows
nick you should read this. :) :)