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Melbourne Storm Jokes
Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 5:36 am
by BrownDog
if i offend anyone or it is inappropriate plz delete.
Ok heard this one from my bro,
whats the difference between the Storm and a toothpick???
The toothpick has 2 points!!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 8:45 am
by bobcrusader
What has 26 legs, but still can't climb a ladder?
Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 10:28 pm
by blanka
lmao mahuahuhauahu the jokes are good lolz even though the storms r still one of my fav nrl team
Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 10:29 pm
by tadz0rz
Who will score more points this year? Melbourne Storm or Richmond?
Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 10:32 pm
by SIR-VRX
What is the Melbourne weather forecast for the rest of the year?
Fine, sunny and no storms.
Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 10:35 pm
by tadz0rz
Shattered.
Just bought a melbourne storm dinner set and its missing 2 cups
Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 10:37 pm
by LZY_EYE
Cam Smith to Bellamy - "How are we supposed to play every week knowing we aren't going to get any points" Bellamy replies "I don't know Cam, I'll call Ricky Stuart and ask him"
Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 10:38 pm
by Leez
How do you know if you're reading the newspaper upside down?
Melbourne Storm is at the top of the ladder.
Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 10:40 pm
by LZY_EYE
New Channel 9 series: UnderBellamy - A Tale of two books
A Melbourne supporter calls the storm head office and asks for some merchandise. The salesperson replied, "we've got jumpers, shirts, shorts, scarves and more". The Melbourne fan replies, "Do you have any caps?" to which the salesperson replies, "Uhh...well, we haven't had a cap for 5 years..."
Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 11:01 pm
by SIR-VRX
Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 11:33 pm
by Superintendent Chalmers
David Gallop hit Melbourne harder than Inglis hit his girlfriend.
Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 6:12 am
by Josh_Emerton
On a scale of one to Melbourne Storm, how ****** are you?
