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How much do you love your car?

Postby bd-850 » Wed Apr 21, 2010 2:35 pm

I bet not as much as this guy :P

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Postby LZY_EYE » Wed Apr 21, 2010 2:45 pm

Its a beetle Ben :P
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Postby bd-850 » Wed Apr 21, 2010 2:54 pm

see im not the only one who loves Beetles :P
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Postby Frazza » Wed Apr 21, 2010 4:34 pm

Thank you so much for posting that up, i'm scared for life, LOL
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Postby Ba!nesy » Wed Apr 21, 2010 7:16 pm

LOL someone posted what if the car gets pregnant??? prolly turn out to be either a mini, or a smart car, depending on the dudes nationality
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Postby LZY_EYE » Wed Apr 21, 2010 7:25 pm

Starts off as a Matchbox car :P
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Postby Ash » Wed Apr 21, 2010 7:38 pm

All I can say is WOW and W T F mate!!
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Postby bd-850 » Wed Apr 21, 2010 8:05 pm

OK so I have a confession, since I’ve had the Lancer I have been sneaking out every night and having my way with here. I found out that she got pregnant, that’s why I haven’t been on any cruises because I didn’t want anyone to her. Well she has had here baby, and i'm so proud that she gave birth to a sexy Lancer.

Here is a picture of the baby

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Postby LZY_EYE » Wed Apr 21, 2010 8:08 pm

Looks like she has had some work done... that tip looks fake :P
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Postby bd-850 » Wed Apr 21, 2010 8:10 pm

yeah few dimples like her daddy :P
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Postby vi93r » Wed Apr 21, 2010 8:24 pm

.. only in America
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Postby Ash » Wed Apr 21, 2010 8:59 pm

It's so hilarious. I posted this story on Facebook so all my friends can read it too! haha :D
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Postby Mizta B » Wed Apr 21, 2010 9:00 pm

Oh My God!!
Mechafiles unite BAAHAHAHAHA
I'd need a Cannon tip Hahahahahhahahaha :lol:
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Postby bd-850 » Wed Apr 21, 2010 9:09 pm

is that so the car can have sex with you :P
or for the Gerbils to run up there :P
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Postby SIR-VRX » Wed Apr 21, 2010 9:09 pm

Now I know what you were going on about you car needing a head job Chris!! I thought it was too new for a rebuild!!!

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