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Difference between Wife & Girlfriend

Postby Shadows » Wed Nov 25, 2009 6:13 am

Difference between Wife & Girlfriend

Some people say:


Wife is like Television (TV), Girlfriend is like Handphone (HP)

At home watch TV, Go out bring HP.

No money, sell TV. Got money change HP.

Sometimes enjoy TV but most of the time play with HP.

TV free for life but HP, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated.


TV is big, bulky and most of the time old but HP is cute, slim, curvy and very portable at any time.

Operational cost for TV is often acceptable but for HP is high and often demanding.


Most Important, TV got remote but HP don't have.

Last but not least........ TV do not have virus but HP have VIRUS......

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Postby jamez707 » Wed Nov 25, 2009 5:41 pm

nice shadows
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Postby SIR-VRX » Wed Nov 25, 2009 5:59 pm

ROFL

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Postby blanka » Wed Nov 25, 2009 6:38 pm

lmao awsome stuff there shadows ahahahah
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