Divorce vs Murder
Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 1:27 am
A lady goes to the pharmacy and asks for cyanide. The pharmacist asks what she needs it for. "I want to kill my husband," she says. The pharmacist answers, "No way, I won't sell cyanide to you! That's murder! I won't be an accessory to your crime. Ask for a divorce if you want but please don't take his life." Then the lady brings out a picture of her husband sleeping with the pharmacist's wife. "I'm sorry Ma'am. I didn't know you had a prescription."