Funniest joke ever
Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 11:20 am
Bunnings
has everything!
One day, in line
at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind
him, 'My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see
a doctor.'
'Listen, you don't have to spend
that kind of money,' Mike replies. 'There's a diagnostic
computer down at Bunnings. Just give it a urine sample
and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to
do about it.
It takes ten seconds and costs ten
dollars . . . A lot cheaper than
a Doctor.'
So, Joe deposits a urine sample
in a small jar and takes it to Bunnings.
He
deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks
for
the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and
waits.
Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a
printout:
'You have tennis elbow. Soak your
arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will
improve in two
weeks.
Thank
you for shopping @ Bunnings.'
That evening, while
thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began
wondering if the computer could be fooled.
He
mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his
dog,
urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a
sperm sample for good measure.
Joe hurries
back to Bunnings, eager to check the
results.
He
deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the
results.
The computer prints the
following:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a
water softener. (Aisle 9)
2. Your dog has ringworm.
Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)
3. Your
daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4.
Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a
solicitor.
5. If you don't stop playing with
yourself, your elbow will never get better!
Thank
you for shopping @ Bunnings
has everything!
One day, in line
at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind
him, 'My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see
a doctor.'
'Listen, you don't have to spend
that kind of money,' Mike replies. 'There's a diagnostic
computer down at Bunnings. Just give it a urine sample
and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to
do about it.
It takes ten seconds and costs ten
dollars . . . A lot cheaper than
a Doctor.'
So, Joe deposits a urine sample
in a small jar and takes it to Bunnings.
He
deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks
for
the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and
waits.
Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a
printout:
'You have tennis elbow. Soak your
arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will
improve in two
weeks.
Thank
you for shopping @ Bunnings.'
That evening, while
thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began
wondering if the computer could be fooled.
He
mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his
dog,
urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a
sperm sample for good measure.
Joe hurries
back to Bunnings, eager to check the
results.
He
deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the
results.
The computer prints the
following:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a
water softener. (Aisle 9)
2. Your dog has ringworm.
Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)
3. Your
daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4.
Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a
solicitor.
5. If you don't stop playing with
yourself, your elbow will never get better!
Thank
you for shopping @ Bunnings
