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Marketing

Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 12:45 pm
by LAP_DANCER
An E-mail i got that id thought id share

You're a woman and you see a handsome man at a party.
You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome man.
One of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "She's fantastic in bed."
That's Advertising.

You see a handsome man at a party.
You go up to him and get his telephone number.
The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Telemarketing.

You see a man at a party, you straighten your dress.
You walk up to him and pour him a drink.
You say, "May I," and reach up to straighten his tie,
brushing your breast lightly against his arm...
And then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a handsome man.
He walks up to you and says, I hear you're fantastic in bed."
That's Brand Recognition.

You're at a party and see a handsome man.
He fancies you, but you talk him into going home with your friend.
That's a Sales Rep.

Your friend can't satisfy him so she calls you.
That's Tech Support.

You're on your way to a party when you realize
that there could be handsome men in all these houses you're passing.
So you climb onto the roof of one situated towards the centre
and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"
That's Junk Mail.

Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 1:10 pm
by Ozie
lol.... :lol:

Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 2:49 pm
by ANDROS
haha nice one!

Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 3:05 pm
by Cottonfoot
dbl lol!

Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 2:09 pm
by Mizta B
Bwaaaaaaaahahaha!! - Good one :lol:

Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 4:29 pm
by slickthug
i dont mind that kind if junk mail

Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 11:32 am
by Dejan
hahhaaha, funniest joke i've seen in 24 yrs....great work.

Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 11:36 am
by Graham
hahahaha that's awesome, good one! :D

Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:02 pm
by SIR-VRX
Nice one! :lol: