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Ever been Fooked?

Postby Corzza2 » Fri Oct 12, 2012 7:10 am

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.


Three women, from England , Wales , and Scotland , were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.

The English woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on.

The welsh woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?' The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The Scottish woman came to him and said, 'ave ya ever been fooked laddie?'
The man broke into a big smile and said, no.


She said, 'Aye - Ya will be when the tide comes in.'
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Postby lancerdarryl » Fri Oct 12, 2012 7:27 am

I know that guy..........his name is BOB !
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