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Unkynd
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"You're getting laid tonight"

Postby Unkynd » Fri Mar 20, 2009 3:09 pm

A guy walks into a bar, and sits down next to a really hot girl and wispers in here ear, "You're getting laid tonight".
Amused at this remark, she replied "So how do you figure that?"
The guy looked her in the eyes and said "Because I'm stronger than you"

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Postby Panther4B11 » Fri Mar 20, 2009 4:37 pm

LOL
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Postby bigdave_1988 » Fri Mar 20, 2009 4:46 pm

LMFAO +1
thats a bit on the wrong side but its still funny
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