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Burns Calories

Postby Shadows » Thu Feb 05, 2009 6:39 am

"Sex burns calories, but now you can just think that you have to do with a partner, to shed excess weight. The recommendations, however, for some reason, only for men, although mostly for women ... So:

Strip:
with the agreement - 12 calories,
without the consent of - 187.

Unfasten bra:
both hands - 8 calories,
with one hand - 12 calories,
teeth - 85 calories.

Wear a condom:
in the presence of erection - 6 calories
in the absence of erection - 315 calories.

Positions:
missionary - 8 calories,
as dogs - 326 calories
"Italian chandelier - 912 calories.

Orgasm:
This - 112 calories
unreal - 315 calories.

Then:
lie on the seat - 18 calories,
immediately get out of the car - 36 calories,
if you do not immediately get out of the car - 816 calories.

Putting clothes:
calmly - 32 calories,
in a hurry - 98 calories,
when her father knocking on the door - 1218 calories
when your wife knocking at the door - 3521 calories.









Ummm........ Forgot to say ....
With prostitutes does not count!
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Re: Burns Calories

Postby spunkybob » Thu Feb 05, 2009 6:51 am

Shadows wrote: Putting clothes:
calmly - 32 calories,
in a hurry - 98 calories,
when her father knocking on the door - 1218 calories
when your wife knocking at the door - 3521 calories.


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Postby Spacetingle » Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:40 am

ROFL shadows.
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Postby spunkybob » Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:56 am

SPACETINGLE MY LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby Mizta B » Thu Feb 05, 2009 11:27 am

Shadows your'e a gem
That's priceless mate
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Postby spunkybob » Thu Feb 05, 2009 12:28 pm

so... who has ever had the door knocking experience...... :P
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Postby Lancerlot » Thu Feb 05, 2009 5:20 pm

spunkybob wrote:so... who has ever had the door knocking experience...... :P


are your ears burnin bobby..?
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Postby ZERO COOL » Thu Feb 05, 2009 5:38 pm

Lmaoo..Thats cool stuff there bro.
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Postby spunkybob » Thu Feb 05, 2009 6:49 pm

Lancerlot wrote:
spunkybob wrote:so... who has ever had the door knocking experience...... :P


are your ears burnin bobby..?


lol... just really bored.. and it would be my eyes :)
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Postby Shadows » Tue Feb 24, 2009 6:20 am

nick you should read this. :) :)
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