ClubCJ - The CJ Lancer Club

What are some funny ones that you have seen?

I personally like the monopoly ones:
"The awkward moment when a girl doesn't choose the iron in monopoly"
"The awkward moment when your black friend goes to jail in monopoly"
"The awkward moment when your jewish friend asks to be the banker in monopoly"
"The awkward moment when your black friend has to pay income tax in monopoly"

and one I saw recently:
"World cup drinking game - Drink when you hear a horn"

One of my fave's:

"UQ brings all the asians to the yard......and their like engrishhh is harrrd!"

ROFLMAO.......

Sorry to anyone who is offended by this. I just thought it was a bit funny.


Also this one is gold!

"I hate it when you're with MC Hammer and he doesn't let you touch anything."

"My car mod brings all the pigs to the yard and they like, defect my car."
"Violence against women? Australia says LOL JK just make a sandwich"
"Girls stop flicking your bean to Twilight and go make me a bacon sandwich"
"Bro she got an AVO against me, Wallah shes playing hard to get"
"C.K.A"

Some of my personal favourites hahaha

"Less bitchin' more kitchen"
"Who's that sexy beast..............oh i clicked on my own profile again!!"
"I hate it when i'm dancing and people mistake me for Beyonce."
"Bondi Rescue would not exist with out asians"
"When a girl pulls a knife on me, she better be using it to cut my sandwich"
"The hardest decision of your life ..... Charmander, Bulbasaur or Squirtle"

my favorite one is "Don't F* with the people who handle your food"

"Dude she has a boyfriend.." "So soccer has a goalie, doesn't mean you can't score"

"On a scale of 1 to Lord of The Rings, how much did you walk today?"
"I Dont care How Comfortable Crocs Are, You Look Like A Dumbass."
"YA MUM!!!"
"hearing someone call your name, when no-one actually did."
"I Wish Music Played During Epic Moments of My Life and Not Just in Movies."
"Asking your math teacher "when will we ever need this in life??"

Just a few.....Mannnn There are so many more I could put up!

"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? NO ONE BECAUSE BP KILLED EVERYTHING!"