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Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2009 1:50 pm
by Mizta B
Where's the motors in motor oil and the Sunflowers in Sunflower oil?
Is it 3 babies to the litre?

Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 10:31 am
by Josh_Emerton
If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do they all drown?

Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 11:03 am
by Hoggy
Why is abreviation such a long word?

Why is Dyslexia so hard to spell?

Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 11:07 am
by Panther4B11
Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?

Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 11:35 pm
by Josh_Emerton
If someone with Multiple Personalities threatened to kill themselves, is that considered a Hostage Situation?

Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 12:07 am
by Mizta B
If they take all the sponges out of the ocean does the tide rise?

Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 12:45 am
by Josh_Emerton
Hahaha that ones just funny

Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 4:05 am
by Vmo91
why doesn't glue stick to it's bottle

Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 4:36 pm
by Josh_Emerton
HEY!!! Thats true! Ive never noticed that!

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 1:03 pm
by whitlam
What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 1:58 am
by squala
Why is Colonel pronounced as ker-nel?

Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 9:37 am
by Bandit
Why do 24 hour 7 day a week petrol stations have locks on the door?

Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 9:40 am
by dumb&
Why is there more pointless spam than talk about cars on this forum?

Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 9:41 am
by Bandit
LOL :twisted: :twisted: :shock: