ClubCJ - The CJ Lancer Club

On mars a giant lancer enslaved a subaru forester and carefully dropped a large brick, made for a small company onto its WINDSCREEN!
All the small bits



haha funny that...

On mars a giant lancer enslaved a subaru forester and carefully dropped a large brick, made for a small company onto its WINDSCREEN!
All the small bits comprising shattered glass were shared on the unstable asphalt floor because nothing floats when Josh's red Lancer sucks Goat milk out of some rotten old ladies tit.
She screamed blue RAPE!!!!! as he stood before three wise aliens driving modified lowriders, the mad cow let out a dull roar.
Meanwhile Ozie stopped scraping limestone off his Wheelbarrow,and then he became quite bored.
When looking at Picture Magazine with nice glossy pages Josh decided he should masturbate Mattys gorilla hard to soft, then he wiped his chin clean.

Meanwhile a dead rooster ate a big red donut that was festering beneath some rotten coconuts.
Across the marsh lived Spunkybob who licked ants constantly, sucking away across the line was dwindling areas substituting in a man instead.
Soon after Shadows bought in a pile of choice monkeys to direct traffic away from Spunkybobs coin slot.
He crashed out dramatically after seeing all the ants devour children endlessly.
Grateful Mattigins loves his mum more than sex on the massive highway,
he hasn't taken Viagra in two hours so he popped into his local pharmacy but got a huge cramp due too over loading his sack with sea people.
Because the ugly Pharmacist told Mattigins to empty all his belongings onto the floor, the Pharmacist licked Mattigins lancer to much everyday.

Next Mattigins tackled edible Marshmellow flavoured rockets.
He effortlessly overthrew the massive amounts of Thai Hondas.
Civics, Integras and Preludes were ricers on tryhard VTEC spoons.
Towards the front, boy-racer closely followed Mattigins Down the drag part. Sparks appeared underneath the chassis of tadz0rz Mums Fiesta.
Fiesta's are European rubbish suck holes! that emmit poison fairys.
The Forum dust Blonde had huge toes and boobs that jiggled, caused all day long ques and sweaty crutch problems which made rash's along the penis appear reddish and painfull..

The Lancer plucked itself out some sticky Civic residue and flew over to assist uranus.
Uranus was sore because the burnouts posed a massive threat for humanity because spinning the tyres on dirt is good.
SIR-VRX is awesome, though handbrake moves would be AWESOME!!! he FAILED to pull off a single wheeler.
Struggling to keep the sea-peoples wheels and tyres straight, FIX-MONSTER Pierre blew bubbles at clowns from behind HOGGY's Olympic coca-cola flavoured trampoline.
Pissing himself giggling HOGGY cloned some wild Afgani pokermon flavoured coca-cola.
HOGGY then raced in and bent over this vast array of Danish mustashes flapping in time with "Devo's" Epidermis of Doughnuts.

Back to Mattigins, he started swerving, cursing and pulling trees roots, frustrated pokemon and riced Hondas were yelling, "DON'T REFUSE THE VENDORS HOTDOGS".
Promptly, Shadows built ABS-Plastic fitted VTEC-kit, spoon-engine Type-R for 40W.
He dynoed his White lancer, then SIR-VRX Raced away in a spaceship headed out to mars.
He found a bowl of Coco pops which tasted fruity and coco-pop...y.

Meanwhile Bobcat laughed, Tadz0rz learned heaps on ClubCJ including how to circumcise a monkey that Shadows trained to molest drivers of Hondas.
The monkey molested a gorilla blow-up until the blow-up caught flies around corners of epic TMNT proportions.
Then he swam across the ocean when suddenly a sunfish approached his direction.
Positioned for an experiment regarding an-enama's (err...) face? water which was spurted out from some orifice on the boat.
Soaked wet from the water, evox spoiler, nokia & turtles jump onto Josh's roof, he screamed Ahrrrrrrrrrrr!.
Then Ozie reasured himself that Josh would not hurt any thing, Monkeys were dancing on tables and dolphins were playing trombones together.

Tadz0rz ate a huge Melons with puffy implants, he learnt that fake Melons don't feel as nice as X-Factor Design's Leather seatcovers when he tried to penetrate the outer layer of covering softness.
Later, MiztaB bounced through psychedelic medusa on flakes of snow in his Torana.
ClubCJ was the reason Mitsubishi designed the Lancer, Mizta_B decided that Mitsubishi deserved an Award for outstanding excellence in the field of car excelence!
Bigdave roasted some hondas with gas from his

**Lol i just did story time**

"he learnt that fake Melons don't feel as nice as X-Factor Design's Leather seatcovers when he tried to penetrate the outer layer of covering softness"

LOL!!!!!!

"Tadz0rz learned heaps on ClubCJ including how to circumcise a monkey that Shadows trained to molest drivers of Hondas."

That ones my favourite xD.

It would have been a porn pic, but the next one on the clipboard is:


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^ work stuff lol

Standing out from the bus a megalomaniac priest put away his long trusty can and stepped out to wet sidewalks,
he cut his sermon short and waved the stick out to dry then he sat awkwardly because the bog hole blew sky high and struck him.
Dazed and confused the bad priest tripped and stumbled out for a while when this bee sat on his nose, the priest panicked and swatted the Bumble Bee.
Aaron sat on his red faced garden elf.
Until she ate josh in two and bent him over his lancer, the lady was quite irate! The next one took out his foot from the wet sock but forgot turd in his shoe.

Josh the uni student studied law and thought why was his tutor always looking at his big issues.
She stroked his bulging wet patch and then ate some warm smu flavoured gob stoppers! She ran out naked baring big all natural hair pie.
This was for real and Josh ate well enough, one day while log rolling he slipped and knocked his gooch into the log.
Then out of nowhere ozie sat up and shouted "you beauty!" and laughed uncontrollably and pulled out some cheese and ice cold beverages and two blondes.
The Blondes ate and sucked for ages because Ozie was exhausted from all the racing, he laid the pink wet blondes on the hood of his lancer.
Two hours went by and Spunkybob plucked himself out some cranberry juice and foie-gras, he then let off four massive skunkly wet lingering farts.

Bigdave was enjoying the spectacle and rushed towards the smell that was overpowering the roasted hondas.
The Hondas were the pits, and continued the one thing that had let their side and owners down on the big events.
The VTECS ran on cheap oil and conked out towards the race causing him to hit the wall, the fender came off and crashed into the windshield.
The big impact totaled the honda and the ricer broke out crying and then had his vehicle towed and impounded coz it sux.
Ozie the fun loving lancer man who hates coke ran to see the accident for his amusement, the hondas are smoking and smoldering and they lay waste to everything and anything.
But then Spunkybob had his huge ass exhaust which was shooting big flames and Powered out his Massive quarter mile run.
Pierre's big slot was out of order and smelt like bad feet, cheese and putrid fat.

Behav3 had his huge oversized hat on his head whilst he was his Ralliart, and he laughed out loud as his balloons all deflated.
His Shoes, in the car where not fresh so bad odours stewed out all the other dirty and the filthy bad smells.

Cordi had his large Big Mac and fries stolen and his selection of two hot Blondes that sat touching his playstation two and his diamond studded big rod.
His Sportback smoked all the cigarettes, pissing off passengers and enticing men who perfectly fit inside one anothers pants for their own pleasure.
All of the leprachaun men enjoyed big rewards and sampled the big delights called the Mitsu boys who love all things man shaped.

Infinite ate all of his devon from his big round platter and his friends got violently violent and punched out Ozie, hah!
Infinite was congratulated for the deed and was sad that his devon arms got eaten off!
The Tomato, aka potato, was actually not a real boy at all.

Tadzorz was dressing for his Barmiztva and he realised his man-gina was overgrown and smelling and needed trimming, but without his shaving kit he had to use a chainsaw which cut out.
SIR-VRX had his polishing arm at the ready for his pride and joy, and he was excited at the new waxing instrument his special man bought him.
The Juices are flowing and Mizta_B strokes his sensitive, but not shy big appendage, its size, and dimensions are massive and impressive under the starlit sky.
The Economy was shite! but Ozie lashed out! and built some new and amazing ABS Plastic accessories for new Evo X's.
The products failed but out of Shadows ear fell a Big Golden gay leprechaun! What fun said the little man and he ate ear wax and got drunk.

Behave was shooting his car up with gas and suddenly the Mr-Gasbo exploded and the balloons invaded his large and Oversized hat!

Ryan C was Modifying his rear end into two jet engines that ran on cat flavoured Gas.
The RSPCA phoned him, two hot women wanted servicing and required his Oiling Rod for lubricating.
Two Goats then ran infinites way lifting their chins and wagging their fat helmets.
Infinite was wet and hard as under his big sack, ice cream was melting all over him.

Suddenly he was startled by passing horse mounted police who shat all over his driveway and then ate his red roses,
his mum was horrified and shouted at him "Get out" and don't come back.
Meanwhile she grabbed for the garden hose and sprayed Cordi all over his hair! and then his bleached hair turned Bright green!!
Cordi then started feeling a burning sensation as his bleached hair ran yellow.

Meanwhile Lzy_eye ate too many gerbils, and their hair blocked his esophagus and ofey choked and gargled to clear his throat for his humongous toe ring was caught on his dangly bits.
His Epiglottis was swollen and Oompa Loompas massaged his tonsils and gently stroked his hairy mangina and ofey was placated and relieved.
Lzy_eye was run ragged, the Sikaflex had set off his rash, his skin was red and itchy,and so Mizta B got his Nasel spray out and shoved
the nozzle way up his cardboard tube and let out a painful yet satisfying cry of YES!

Trevor the Gerbil ate pickles off Mizta B's Big Mac because he liked the taste and the texture.
Meanwhile,back at Das Bunker Infinite showed everyone his fully sik halos and decals.
He sat on his bonnet in his bikini, displaying his new blow-up accessories and doll.
Blade was breeding a new and improved bum Gerbil under licence from Mizta B.
He was very excited about the prospect and fun involved and ate some very special asparagus.
He floated but then crashed out, Mizta B was very happy to see he was bum up!

Mizta B was thinking about his favourite wet application, and was not talking about vinyl!!
He got prepared for battle, his moist supple and fragrant gerbil Trevor was lubricated and pumped up for Entry.
The party was pumping and Trevor was entering his big tube for the win!
His big and bulbous knob had been wet for ages,and then he aroused Trevor's big wheel.

Ozie was preparing his large and muscular pet chook Gladys, who ate Gerbils and Ferrets.
Lzy_eye sat stroking his furry man meat and pondered leaving off his wet fuzzy old Sheath

Meanwhile the new model Mitsubishi's are running out! And so are Mizta B's treacherous and ill fitting

Ctrl-V: Vics qualify for next round of champions league 20/20!

Maybe to small children and rodents

⌘+V: While we have already seen the four models that will be released in this Futura pack, we now give you the fifth edition in the Futura-designed Air Force 1 pack. Featuring a perforated suede Matte Silver upper and a White midsole, it appears to be a combination of all four previously seen releases. The outsole is one of my favorite parts of the shoe, where we see speckled coloring of both orange and blue.

(a) to ensure there is provision of adequate open space to meet the existing and future needs of residents and to provide opportunities to enhance the environmental quality of the City of Campbelltown, and
(b) to identify land which is owned, or proposed to be owned, by the Council and to provide for the acquisition or dedication of this land for open space or public recreational purposes, and
(c) to identify land which is owned by the Crown and is under the care, control and management of the Council as public open space, and
(d) to protect and preserve areas of urban bushland which are considered valuable because of their natural heritage significance or recreational, educational, aesthetic or scientific values

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Somehow (perhaps by an approved exemption) Alfa Romeo cars seem to get angled plates on the front.