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- Pimpmyhubcap
- Lancer Newbie
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- Location: Brisbane
I got a few (hundred)
Don’t make me drag you around on the crushed stones until your bung hole smokes.
XXXX Light is like having sex in a canoe. It's f$%$#ing near water.
Never pick you're nose while driving over a speed hump.
Keep going??
Cheers
Mick
Don’t make me drag you around on the crushed stones until your bung hole smokes.
XXXX Light is like having sex in a canoe. It's f$%$#ing near water.
Never pick you're nose while driving over a speed hump.
Keep going??
Cheers
Mick
2009 Red ES Lancer Sedan with 18" VRX Alloys and VR Lip Spoiler.
Next is..............shiny blingy things that are only seen when the door is open (missus sez WTF!!)
Next is..............shiny blingy things that are only seen when the door is open (missus sez WTF!!)
- Pimpmyhubcap
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- Posts: 28
- Joined: Mon Aug 31, 2009 4:05 pm
- Location: Brisbane
I have some offensive ones as well that are very funny. You guys better tell me NO if you think someone may be offended? I have a Peter Brock joke but it may be too early for some
But here are some cleaner ones.
Some people think I suffer from A.D.D., but they... Oh LOOK! A Chicken!
Babies are like poems. They're beautiful to their creator, but to other people they're silly and f$%#ing irritating.
Do not go where the path may lead. Go where there is no path and leave a trail. (my fav serious one)
Thats all for now. Gotta keep you guys interested
Cheers
Mick
But here are some cleaner ones.
Some people think I suffer from A.D.D., but they... Oh LOOK! A Chicken!
Babies are like poems. They're beautiful to their creator, but to other people they're silly and f$%#ing irritating.
Do not go where the path may lead. Go where there is no path and leave a trail. (my fav serious one)
Thats all for now. Gotta keep you guys interested
Cheers
Mick
2009 Red ES Lancer Sedan with 18" VRX Alloys and VR Lip Spoiler.
Next is..............shiny blingy things that are only seen when the door is open (missus sez WTF!!)
Next is..............shiny blingy things that are only seen when the door is open (missus sez WTF!!)
- Pimpmyhubcap
- Lancer Newbie
- Posts: 28
- Joined: Mon Aug 31, 2009 4:05 pm
- Location: Brisbane
Shaving her armpits is like slaughtering cattle. I don't want to see it, hear about it or even acknowledge that it goes on but I really like the finished product.
Theres more than one way to skin a cat, you can suck its guts out of its arse.
Having sex with a pregnant woman is like putting petrol in the tank of a wrecked car.
Damn, you got Down's syndrome so bad, you probably got up, left and right syndrome, too.
Now can I start on the offensive ones??
Cheers
Mick
Theres more than one way to skin a cat, you can suck its guts out of its arse.
Having sex with a pregnant woman is like putting petrol in the tank of a wrecked car.
Damn, you got Down's syndrome so bad, you probably got up, left and right syndrome, too.
Now can I start on the offensive ones??
Cheers
Mick
2009 Red ES Lancer Sedan with 18" VRX Alloys and VR Lip Spoiler.
Next is..............shiny blingy things that are only seen when the door is open (missus sez WTF!!)
Next is..............shiny blingy things that are only seen when the door is open (missus sez WTF!!)
- Pimpmyhubcap
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- Posts: 28
- Joined: Mon Aug 31, 2009 4:05 pm
- Location: Brisbane
Ok Sir,
I will build up to them a bit.
Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z.............wait, noooooooooo
The internet: where the men are men, the women are men and the children are federal agents.
Your mom's so fat when she sings its over.
F$%#ing a fat girl is like eating at McDonalds. It feels great when you're really hungry, but you feel awful afterwards, and cursing yourself for getting it Super Size
The others arent toooooooo much more offensive;)
Cheers
Mick
I will build up to them a bit.
Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z.............wait, noooooooooo
The internet: where the men are men, the women are men and the children are federal agents.
Your mom's so fat when she sings its over.
F$%#ing a fat girl is like eating at McDonalds. It feels great when you're really hungry, but you feel awful afterwards, and cursing yourself for getting it Super Size
The others arent toooooooo much more offensive;)
Cheers
Mick
2009 Red ES Lancer Sedan with 18" VRX Alloys and VR Lip Spoiler.
Next is..............shiny blingy things that are only seen when the door is open (missus sez WTF!!)
Next is..............shiny blingy things that are only seen when the door is open (missus sez WTF!!)
- Stalker
- Lancer VRX/GTS
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- Location: Sunshine Coast, QLD, Australia
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- Mark Webber, Upon winning his first GP.
thats what she said
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