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- Ozie
- INACTIVE Member Account
- Posts: 5445
- Joined: Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:00 am
- Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
On mars a giant lancer enslaved a subaru forester and carefully dropped a large brick, made for a small company onto its WINDSCREEN!
All the small bits comprising shattered glass were shared on the unstable asphalt floor because nothing floats when Josh's red Lancer sucks Goat milk out of some rotten old ladies tit.
She screamed blue RAPE!!!!! as he stood before three wise aliens driving modified lowriders, the mad cow let out a dull roar.
Meanwhile Ozie stopped scraping limestone off his Wheelbarrow,and then he became quite bored.
When looking at Picture Magazine with nice glossy pages Josh decided he should masturbate Mattys gorilla hard to soft, then he wiped his chin clean.
Meanwhile a dead rooster ate a big red donut that was festering beneath some rotten coconuts.
Across the marsh lived Spunkybob who licked ants constantly, sucking away across the line was dwindling areas substituting in a man instead.
Soon after Shadows bought in a pile of choice monkeys to direct traffic away from Spunkybobs coin slot.
He crashed out dramatically after seeing all the ants devour children endlessly.
Grateful Mattigins loves his mum more than sex on the massive highway,
he hasn't taken Viagra in two hours so he popped into his local pharmacy but got a huge cramp due too over loading his sack with sea people.
Because the ugly Pharmacist told Mattigins to empty all his belongings onto the floor, the Pharmacist licked Mattigins lancer to much everyday.
Next Mattigins tackled edible Marshmellow flavoured rockets.
He effortlessly overthrew the massive amounts of Thai Hondas.
Civics, Integras and Preludes were ricers on tryhard VTEC spoons.
Towards the front, boy-racer closely followed Mattigins Down the drag part. Sparks appeared underneath the chassis of tadz0rz Mums Fiesta.
Fiesta's are European rubbish suck holes! that emmit poison fairys.
The Forum dust Blonde had huge toes and boobs that jiggled, caused all day long ques and sweaty crutch problems which made rash's along the penis appear reddish and painfull..
The Lancer plucked itself out some sticky Civic residue and flew over to assist uranus.
Uranus was sore because the burnouts posed a massive threat for humanity because spinning the tyres on dirt is good.
SIR-VRX is awesome, though handbrake moves would be AWESOME!!! he FAILED to pull off a single wheeler.
Struggling to keep the sea-peoples wheels and tyres straight, FIX-MONSTER Pierre blew bubbles at
(thanks Bigdave lol)
- bigdave_1988
- Lancer VRX/GTS
- Posts: 459
- Joined: Sat Dec 20, 2008 4:21 pm
- Location: Brisbane, QLD, Australia
On mars a giant lancer enslaved a subaru forester and carefully dropped a large brick, made for a small company onto its WINDSCREEN!
All the small bits comprising shattered glass were shared on the unstable asphalt floor because nothing floats when Josh's red Lancer sucks Goat milk out of some rotten old ladies tit.
She screamed blue RAPE!!!!! as he stood before three wise aliens driving modified lowriders, the mad cow let out a dull roar.
Meanwhile Ozie stopped scraping limestone off his Wheelbarrow,and then he became quite bored.
When looking at Picture Magazine with nice glossy pages Josh decided he should masturbate Mattys gorilla hard to soft, then he wiped his chin clean.
Meanwhile a dead rooster ate a big red donut that was festering beneath some rotten coconuts.
Across the marsh lived Spunkybob who licked ants constantly, sucking away across the line was dwindling areas substituting in a man instead.
Soon after Shadows bought in a pile of choice monkeys to direct traffic away from Spunkybobs coin slot.
He crashed out dramatically after seeing all the ants devour children endlessly.
Grateful Mattigins loves his mum more than sex on the massive highway,
he hasn't taken Viagra in two hours so he popped into his local pharmacy but got a huge cramp due too over loading his sack with sea people.
Because the ugly Pharmacist told Mattigins to empty all his belongings onto the floor, the Pharmacist licked Mattigins lancer to much everyday.
Next Mattigins tackled edible Marshmellow flavoured rockets.
He effortlessly overthrew the massive amounts of Thai Hondas.
Civics, Integras and Preludes were ricers on tryhard VTEC spoons.
Towards the front, boy-racer closely followed Mattigins Down the drag part. Sparks appeared underneath the chassis of tadz0rz Mums Fiesta.
Fiesta's are European rubbish suck holes! that emmit poison fairys.
The Forum dust Blonde had huge toes and boobs that jiggled, caused all day long ques and sweaty crutch problems which made rash's along the penis appear reddish and painfull..
The Lancer plucked itself out some sticky Civic residue and flew over to assist uranus.
Uranus was sore because the burnouts posed a massive threat for humanity because spinning the tyres on dirt is good.
SIR-VRX is awesome, though handbrake moves would be AWESOME!!! he FAILED to pull off a single wheeler.
Struggling to keep the sea-peoples wheels and tyres straight, FIX-MONSTER Pierre blew bubbles at clowns
All the small bits comprising shattered glass were shared on the unstable asphalt floor because nothing floats when Josh's red Lancer sucks Goat milk out of some rotten old ladies tit.
She screamed blue RAPE!!!!! as he stood before three wise aliens driving modified lowriders, the mad cow let out a dull roar.
Meanwhile Ozie stopped scraping limestone off his Wheelbarrow,and then he became quite bored.
When looking at Picture Magazine with nice glossy pages Josh decided he should masturbate Mattys gorilla hard to soft, then he wiped his chin clean.
Meanwhile a dead rooster ate a big red donut that was festering beneath some rotten coconuts.
Across the marsh lived Spunkybob who licked ants constantly, sucking away across the line was dwindling areas substituting in a man instead.
Soon after Shadows bought in a pile of choice monkeys to direct traffic away from Spunkybobs coin slot.
He crashed out dramatically after seeing all the ants devour children endlessly.
Grateful Mattigins loves his mum more than sex on the massive highway,
he hasn't taken Viagra in two hours so he popped into his local pharmacy but got a huge cramp due too over loading his sack with sea people.
Because the ugly Pharmacist told Mattigins to empty all his belongings onto the floor, the Pharmacist licked Mattigins lancer to much everyday.
Next Mattigins tackled edible Marshmellow flavoured rockets.
He effortlessly overthrew the massive amounts of Thai Hondas.
Civics, Integras and Preludes were ricers on tryhard VTEC spoons.
Towards the front, boy-racer closely followed Mattigins Down the drag part. Sparks appeared underneath the chassis of tadz0rz Mums Fiesta.
Fiesta's are European rubbish suck holes! that emmit poison fairys.
The Forum dust Blonde had huge toes and boobs that jiggled, caused all day long ques and sweaty crutch problems which made rash's along the penis appear reddish and painfull..
The Lancer plucked itself out some sticky Civic residue and flew over to assist uranus.
Uranus was sore because the burnouts posed a massive threat for humanity because spinning the tyres on dirt is good.
SIR-VRX is awesome, though handbrake moves would be AWESOME!!! he FAILED to pull off a single wheeler.
Struggling to keep the sea-peoples wheels and tyres straight, FIX-MONSTER Pierre blew bubbles at clowns
- Ozie
- INACTIVE Member Account
- Posts: 5445
- Joined: Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:00 am
- Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
On mars a giant lancer enslaved a subaru forester and carefully dropped a large brick, made for a small company onto its WINDSCREEN!
All the small bits comprising shattered glass were shared on the unstable asphalt floor because nothing floats when Josh's red Lancer sucks Goat milk out of some rotten old ladies tit.
She screamed blue RAPE!!!!! as he stood before three wise aliens driving modified lowriders, the mad cow let out a dull roar.
Meanwhile Ozie stopped scraping limestone off his Wheelbarrow,and then he became quite bored.
When looking at Picture Magazine with nice glossy pages Josh decided he should masturbate Mattys gorilla hard to soft, then he wiped his chin clean.
Meanwhile a dead rooster ate a big red donut that was festering beneath some rotten coconuts.
Across the marsh lived Spunkybob who licked ants constantly, sucking away across the line was dwindling areas substituting in a man instead.
Soon after Shadows bought in a pile of choice monkeys to direct traffic away from Spunkybobs coin slot.
He crashed out dramatically after seeing all the ants devour children endlessly.
Grateful Mattigins loves his mum more than sex on the massive highway,
he hasn't taken Viagra in two hours so he popped into his local pharmacy but got a huge cramp due too over loading his sack with sea people.
Because the ugly Pharmacist told Mattigins to empty all his belongings onto the floor, the Pharmacist licked Mattigins lancer to much everyday.
Next Mattigins tackled edible Marshmellow flavoured rockets.
He effortlessly overthrew the massive amounts of Thai Hondas.
Civics, Integras and Preludes were ricers on tryhard VTEC spoons.
Towards the front, boy-racer closely followed Mattigins Down the drag part. Sparks appeared underneath the chassis of tadz0rz Mums Fiesta.
Fiesta's are European rubbish suck holes! that emmit poison fairys.
The Forum dust Blonde had huge toes and boobs that jiggled, caused all day long ques and sweaty crutch problems which made rash's along the penis appear reddish and painfull..
The Lancer plucked itself out some sticky Civic residue and flew over to assist uranus.
Uranus was sore because the burnouts posed a massive threat for humanity because spinning the tyres on dirt is good.
SIR-VRX is awesome, though handbrake moves would be AWESOME!!! he FAILED to pull off a single wheeler.
Struggling to keep the sea-peoples wheels and tyres straight, FIX-MONSTER Pierre blew bubbles at clowns from
All the small bits comprising shattered glass were shared on the unstable asphalt floor because nothing floats when Josh's red Lancer sucks Goat milk out of some rotten old ladies tit.
She screamed blue RAPE!!!!! as he stood before three wise aliens driving modified lowriders, the mad cow let out a dull roar.
Meanwhile Ozie stopped scraping limestone off his Wheelbarrow,and then he became quite bored.
When looking at Picture Magazine with nice glossy pages Josh decided he should masturbate Mattys gorilla hard to soft, then he wiped his chin clean.
Meanwhile a dead rooster ate a big red donut that was festering beneath some rotten coconuts.
Across the marsh lived Spunkybob who licked ants constantly, sucking away across the line was dwindling areas substituting in a man instead.
Soon after Shadows bought in a pile of choice monkeys to direct traffic away from Spunkybobs coin slot.
He crashed out dramatically after seeing all the ants devour children endlessly.
Grateful Mattigins loves his mum more than sex on the massive highway,
he hasn't taken Viagra in two hours so he popped into his local pharmacy but got a huge cramp due too over loading his sack with sea people.
Because the ugly Pharmacist told Mattigins to empty all his belongings onto the floor, the Pharmacist licked Mattigins lancer to much everyday.
Next Mattigins tackled edible Marshmellow flavoured rockets.
He effortlessly overthrew the massive amounts of Thai Hondas.
Civics, Integras and Preludes were ricers on tryhard VTEC spoons.
Towards the front, boy-racer closely followed Mattigins Down the drag part. Sparks appeared underneath the chassis of tadz0rz Mums Fiesta.
Fiesta's are European rubbish suck holes! that emmit poison fairys.
The Forum dust Blonde had huge toes and boobs that jiggled, caused all day long ques and sweaty crutch problems which made rash's along the penis appear reddish and painfull..
The Lancer plucked itself out some sticky Civic residue and flew over to assist uranus.
Uranus was sore because the burnouts posed a massive threat for humanity because spinning the tyres on dirt is good.
SIR-VRX is awesome, though handbrake moves would be AWESOME!!! he FAILED to pull off a single wheeler.
Struggling to keep the sea-peoples wheels and tyres straight, FIX-MONSTER Pierre blew bubbles at clowns from
- bigdave_1988
- Lancer VRX/GTS
- Posts: 459
- Joined: Sat Dec 20, 2008 4:21 pm
- Location: Brisbane, QLD, Australia
On mars a giant lancer enslaved a subaru forester and carefully dropped a large brick, made for a small company onto its WINDSCREEN!
All the small bits comprising shattered glass were shared on the unstable asphalt floor because nothing floats when Josh's red Lancer sucks Goat milk out of some rotten old ladies tit.
She screamed blue RAPE!!!!! as he stood before three wise aliens driving modified lowriders, the mad cow let out a dull roar.
Meanwhile Ozie stopped scraping limestone off his Wheelbarrow,and then he became quite bored.
When looking at Picture Magazine with nice glossy pages Josh decided he should masturbate Mattys gorilla hard to soft, then he wiped his chin clean.
Meanwhile a dead rooster ate a big red donut that was festering beneath some rotten coconuts.
Across the marsh lived Spunkybob who licked ants constantly, sucking away across the line was dwindling areas substituting in a man instead.
Soon after Shadows bought in a pile of choice monkeys to direct traffic away from Spunkybobs coin slot.
He crashed out dramatically after seeing all the ants devour children endlessly.
Grateful Mattigins loves his mum more than sex on the massive highway,
he hasn't taken Viagra in two hours so he popped into his local pharmacy but got a huge cramp due too over loading his sack with sea people.
Because the ugly Pharmacist told Mattigins to empty all his belongings onto the floor, the Pharmacist licked Mattigins lancer to much everyday.
Next Mattigins tackled edible Marshmellow flavoured rockets.
He effortlessly overthrew the massive amounts of Thai Hondas.
Civics, Integras and Preludes were ricers on tryhard VTEC spoons.
Towards the front, boy-racer closely followed Mattigins Down the drag part. Sparks appeared underneath the chassis of tadz0rz Mums Fiesta.
Fiesta's are European rubbish suck holes! that emmit poison fairys.
The Forum dust Blonde had huge toes and boobs that jiggled, caused all day long ques and sweaty crutch problems which made rash's along the penis appear reddish and painfull..
The Lancer plucked itself out some sticky Civic residue and flew over to assist uranus.
Uranus was sore because the burnouts posed a massive threat for humanity because spinning the tyres on dirt is good.
SIR-VRX is awesome, though handbrake moves would be AWESOME!!! he FAILED to pull off a single wheeler.
Struggling to keep the sea-peoples wheels and tyres straight, FIX-MONSTER Pierre blew bubbles at clowns from behind
All the small bits comprising shattered glass were shared on the unstable asphalt floor because nothing floats when Josh's red Lancer sucks Goat milk out of some rotten old ladies tit.
She screamed blue RAPE!!!!! as he stood before three wise aliens driving modified lowriders, the mad cow let out a dull roar.
Meanwhile Ozie stopped scraping limestone off his Wheelbarrow,and then he became quite bored.
When looking at Picture Magazine with nice glossy pages Josh decided he should masturbate Mattys gorilla hard to soft, then he wiped his chin clean.
Meanwhile a dead rooster ate a big red donut that was festering beneath some rotten coconuts.
Across the marsh lived Spunkybob who licked ants constantly, sucking away across the line was dwindling areas substituting in a man instead.
Soon after Shadows bought in a pile of choice monkeys to direct traffic away from Spunkybobs coin slot.
He crashed out dramatically after seeing all the ants devour children endlessly.
Grateful Mattigins loves his mum more than sex on the massive highway,
he hasn't taken Viagra in two hours so he popped into his local pharmacy but got a huge cramp due too over loading his sack with sea people.
Because the ugly Pharmacist told Mattigins to empty all his belongings onto the floor, the Pharmacist licked Mattigins lancer to much everyday.
Next Mattigins tackled edible Marshmellow flavoured rockets.
He effortlessly overthrew the massive amounts of Thai Hondas.
Civics, Integras and Preludes were ricers on tryhard VTEC spoons.
Towards the front, boy-racer closely followed Mattigins Down the drag part. Sparks appeared underneath the chassis of tadz0rz Mums Fiesta.
Fiesta's are European rubbish suck holes! that emmit poison fairys.
The Forum dust Blonde had huge toes and boobs that jiggled, caused all day long ques and sweaty crutch problems which made rash's along the penis appear reddish and painfull..
The Lancer plucked itself out some sticky Civic residue and flew over to assist uranus.
Uranus was sore because the burnouts posed a massive threat for humanity because spinning the tyres on dirt is good.
SIR-VRX is awesome, though handbrake moves would be AWESOME!!! he FAILED to pull off a single wheeler.
Struggling to keep the sea-peoples wheels and tyres straight, FIX-MONSTER Pierre blew bubbles at clowns from behind
- Ozie
- INACTIVE Member Account
- Posts: 5445
- Joined: Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:00 am
- Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
On mars a giant lancer enslaved a subaru forester and carefully dropped a large brick, made for a small company onto its WINDSCREEN!
All the small bits comprising shattered glass were shared on the unstable asphalt floor because nothing floats when Josh's red Lancer sucks Goat milk out of some rotten old ladies tit.
She screamed blue RAPE!!!!! as he stood before three wise aliens driving modified lowriders, the mad cow let out a dull roar.
Meanwhile Ozie stopped scraping limestone off his Wheelbarrow,and then he became quite bored.
When looking at Picture Magazine with nice glossy pages Josh decided he should masturbate Mattys gorilla hard to soft, then he wiped his chin clean.
Meanwhile a dead rooster ate a big red donut that was festering beneath some rotten coconuts.
Across the marsh lived Spunkybob who licked ants constantly, sucking away across the line was dwindling areas substituting in a man instead.
Soon after Shadows bought in a pile of choice monkeys to direct traffic away from Spunkybobs coin slot.
He crashed out dramatically after seeing all the ants devour children endlessly.
Grateful Mattigins loves his mum more than sex on the massive highway,
he hasn't taken Viagra in two hours so he popped into his local pharmacy but got a huge cramp due too over loading his sack with sea people.
Because the ugly Pharmacist told Mattigins to empty all his belongings onto the floor, the Pharmacist licked Mattigins lancer to much everyday.
Next Mattigins tackled edible Marshmellow flavoured rockets.
He effortlessly overthrew the massive amounts of Thai Hondas.
Civics, Integras and Preludes were ricers on tryhard VTEC spoons.
Towards the front, boy-racer closely followed Mattigins Down the drag part. Sparks appeared underneath the chassis of tadz0rz Mums Fiesta.
Fiesta's are European rubbish suck holes! that emmit poison fairys.
The Forum dust Blonde had huge toes and boobs that jiggled, caused all day long ques and sweaty crutch problems which made rash's along the penis appear reddish and painfull..
The Lancer plucked itself out some sticky Civic residue and flew over to assist uranus.
Uranus was sore because the burnouts posed a massive threat for humanity because spinning the tyres on dirt is good.
SIR-VRX is awesome, though handbrake moves would be AWESOME!!! he FAILED to pull off a single wheeler.
Struggling to keep the sea-peoples wheels and tyres straight, FIX-MONSTER Pierre blew bubbles at clowns from behind HOGGY's
All the small bits comprising shattered glass were shared on the unstable asphalt floor because nothing floats when Josh's red Lancer sucks Goat milk out of some rotten old ladies tit.
She screamed blue RAPE!!!!! as he stood before three wise aliens driving modified lowriders, the mad cow let out a dull roar.
Meanwhile Ozie stopped scraping limestone off his Wheelbarrow,and then he became quite bored.
When looking at Picture Magazine with nice glossy pages Josh decided he should masturbate Mattys gorilla hard to soft, then he wiped his chin clean.
Meanwhile a dead rooster ate a big red donut that was festering beneath some rotten coconuts.
Across the marsh lived Spunkybob who licked ants constantly, sucking away across the line was dwindling areas substituting in a man instead.
Soon after Shadows bought in a pile of choice monkeys to direct traffic away from Spunkybobs coin slot.
He crashed out dramatically after seeing all the ants devour children endlessly.
Grateful Mattigins loves his mum more than sex on the massive highway,
he hasn't taken Viagra in two hours so he popped into his local pharmacy but got a huge cramp due too over loading his sack with sea people.
Because the ugly Pharmacist told Mattigins to empty all his belongings onto the floor, the Pharmacist licked Mattigins lancer to much everyday.
Next Mattigins tackled edible Marshmellow flavoured rockets.
He effortlessly overthrew the massive amounts of Thai Hondas.
Civics, Integras and Preludes were ricers on tryhard VTEC spoons.
Towards the front, boy-racer closely followed Mattigins Down the drag part. Sparks appeared underneath the chassis of tadz0rz Mums Fiesta.
Fiesta's are European rubbish suck holes! that emmit poison fairys.
The Forum dust Blonde had huge toes and boobs that jiggled, caused all day long ques and sweaty crutch problems which made rash's along the penis appear reddish and painfull..
The Lancer plucked itself out some sticky Civic residue and flew over to assist uranus.
Uranus was sore because the burnouts posed a massive threat for humanity because spinning the tyres on dirt is good.
SIR-VRX is awesome, though handbrake moves would be AWESOME!!! he FAILED to pull off a single wheeler.
Struggling to keep the sea-peoples wheels and tyres straight, FIX-MONSTER Pierre blew bubbles at clowns from behind HOGGY's
On mars a giant lancer enslaved a subaru forester and carefully dropped a large brick, made for a small company onto its WINDSCREEN!
All the small bits comprising shattered glass were shared on the unstable asphalt floor because nothing floats when Josh's red Lancer sucks Goat milk out of some rotten old ladies tit.
She screamed blue RAPE!!!!! as he stood before three wise aliens driving modified lowriders, the mad cow let out a dull roar.
Meanwhile Ozie stopped scraping limestone off his Wheelbarrow,and then he became quite bored.
When looking at Picture Magazine with nice glossy pages Josh decided he should masturbate Mattys gorilla hard to soft, then he wiped his chin clean.
Meanwhile a dead rooster ate a big red donut that was festering beneath some rotten coconuts.
Across the marsh lived Spunkybob who licked ants constantly, sucking away across the line was dwindling areas substituting in a man instead.
Soon after Shadows bought in a pile of choice monkeys to direct traffic away from Spunkybobs coin slot.
He crashed out dramatically after seeing all the ants devour children endlessly.
Grateful Mattigins loves his mum more than sex on the massive highway,
he hasn't taken Viagra in two hours so he popped into his local pharmacy but got a huge cramp due too over loading his sack with sea people.
Because the ugly Pharmacist told Mattigins to empty all his belongings onto the floor, the Pharmacist licked Mattigins lancer to much everyday.
Next Mattigins tackled edible Marshmellow flavoured rockets.
He effortlessly overthrew the massive amounts of Thai Hondas.
Civics, Integras and Preludes were ricers on tryhard VTEC spoons.
Towards the front, boy-racer closely followed Mattigins Down the drag part. Sparks appeared underneath the chassis of tadz0rz Mums Fiesta.
Fiesta's are European rubbish suck holes! that emmit poison fairys.
The Forum dust Blonde had huge toes and boobs that jiggled, caused all day long ques and sweaty crutch problems which made rash's along the penis appear reddish and painfull..
The Lancer plucked itself out some sticky Civic residue and flew over to assist uranus.
Uranus was sore because the burnouts posed a massive threat for humanity because spinning the tyres on dirt is good.
SIR-VRX is awesome, though handbrake moves would be AWESOME!!! he FAILED to pull off a single wheeler.
Struggling to keep the sea-peoples wheels and tyres straight, FIX-MONSTER Pierre blew bubbles at clowns from behind HOGGY's Olympic
All the small bits comprising shattered glass were shared on the unstable asphalt floor because nothing floats when Josh's red Lancer sucks Goat milk out of some rotten old ladies tit.
She screamed blue RAPE!!!!! as he stood before three wise aliens driving modified lowriders, the mad cow let out a dull roar.
Meanwhile Ozie stopped scraping limestone off his Wheelbarrow,and then he became quite bored.
When looking at Picture Magazine with nice glossy pages Josh decided he should masturbate Mattys gorilla hard to soft, then he wiped his chin clean.
Meanwhile a dead rooster ate a big red donut that was festering beneath some rotten coconuts.
Across the marsh lived Spunkybob who licked ants constantly, sucking away across the line was dwindling areas substituting in a man instead.
Soon after Shadows bought in a pile of choice monkeys to direct traffic away from Spunkybobs coin slot.
He crashed out dramatically after seeing all the ants devour children endlessly.
Grateful Mattigins loves his mum more than sex on the massive highway,
he hasn't taken Viagra in two hours so he popped into his local pharmacy but got a huge cramp due too over loading his sack with sea people.
Because the ugly Pharmacist told Mattigins to empty all his belongings onto the floor, the Pharmacist licked Mattigins lancer to much everyday.
Next Mattigins tackled edible Marshmellow flavoured rockets.
He effortlessly overthrew the massive amounts of Thai Hondas.
Civics, Integras and Preludes were ricers on tryhard VTEC spoons.
Towards the front, boy-racer closely followed Mattigins Down the drag part. Sparks appeared underneath the chassis of tadz0rz Mums Fiesta.
Fiesta's are European rubbish suck holes! that emmit poison fairys.
The Forum dust Blonde had huge toes and boobs that jiggled, caused all day long ques and sweaty crutch problems which made rash's along the penis appear reddish and painfull..
The Lancer plucked itself out some sticky Civic residue and flew over to assist uranus.
Uranus was sore because the burnouts posed a massive threat for humanity because spinning the tyres on dirt is good.
SIR-VRX is awesome, though handbrake moves would be AWESOME!!! he FAILED to pull off a single wheeler.
Struggling to keep the sea-peoples wheels and tyres straight, FIX-MONSTER Pierre blew bubbles at clowns from behind HOGGY's Olympic
- bigdave_1988
- Lancer VRX/GTS
- Posts: 459
- Joined: Sat Dec 20, 2008 4:21 pm
- Location: Brisbane, QLD, Australia
On mars a giant lancer enslaved a subaru forester and carefully dropped a large brick, made for a small company onto its WINDSCREEN!
All the small bits comprising shattered glass were shared on the unstable asphalt floor because nothing floats when Josh's red Lancer sucks Goat milk out of some rotten old ladies tit.
She screamed blue RAPE!!!!! as he stood before three wise aliens driving modified lowriders, the mad cow let out a dull roar.
Meanwhile Ozie stopped scraping limestone off his Wheelbarrow,and then he became quite bored.
When looking at Picture Magazine with nice glossy pages Josh decided he should masturbate Mattys gorilla hard to soft, then he wiped his chin clean.
Meanwhile a dead rooster ate a big red donut that was festering beneath some rotten coconuts.
Across the marsh lived Spunkybob who licked ants constantly, sucking away across the line was dwindling areas substituting in a man instead.
Soon after Shadows bought in a pile of choice monkeys to direct traffic away from Spunkybobs coin slot.
He crashed out dramatically after seeing all the ants devour children endlessly.
Grateful Mattigins loves his mum more than sex on the massive highway,
he hasn't taken Viagra in two hours so he popped into his local pharmacy but got a huge cramp due too over loading his sack with sea people.
Because the ugly Pharmacist told Mattigins to empty all his belongings onto the floor, the Pharmacist licked Mattigins lancer to much everyday.
Next Mattigins tackled edible Marshmellow flavoured rockets.
He effortlessly overthrew the massive amounts of Thai Hondas.
Civics, Integras and Preludes were ricers on tryhard VTEC spoons.
Towards the front, boy-racer closely followed Mattigins Down the drag part. Sparks appeared underneath the chassis of tadz0rz Mums Fiesta.
Fiesta's are European rubbish suck holes! that emmit poison fairys.
The Forum dust Blonde had huge toes and boobs that jiggled, caused all day long ques and sweaty crutch problems which made rash's along the penis appear reddish and painfull..
The Lancer plucked itself out some sticky Civic residue and flew over to assist uranus.
Uranus was sore because the burnouts posed a massive threat for humanity because spinning the tyres on dirt is good.
SIR-VRX is awesome, though handbrake moves would be AWESOME!!! he FAILED to pull off a single wheeler.
Struggling to keep the sea-peoples wheels and tyres straight, FIX-MONSTER Pierre blew bubbles at clowns from behind HOGGY's Olympic coca-cola
All the small bits comprising shattered glass were shared on the unstable asphalt floor because nothing floats when Josh's red Lancer sucks Goat milk out of some rotten old ladies tit.
She screamed blue RAPE!!!!! as he stood before three wise aliens driving modified lowriders, the mad cow let out a dull roar.
Meanwhile Ozie stopped scraping limestone off his Wheelbarrow,and then he became quite bored.
When looking at Picture Magazine with nice glossy pages Josh decided he should masturbate Mattys gorilla hard to soft, then he wiped his chin clean.
Meanwhile a dead rooster ate a big red donut that was festering beneath some rotten coconuts.
Across the marsh lived Spunkybob who licked ants constantly, sucking away across the line was dwindling areas substituting in a man instead.
Soon after Shadows bought in a pile of choice monkeys to direct traffic away from Spunkybobs coin slot.
He crashed out dramatically after seeing all the ants devour children endlessly.
Grateful Mattigins loves his mum more than sex on the massive highway,
he hasn't taken Viagra in two hours so he popped into his local pharmacy but got a huge cramp due too over loading his sack with sea people.
Because the ugly Pharmacist told Mattigins to empty all his belongings onto the floor, the Pharmacist licked Mattigins lancer to much everyday.
Next Mattigins tackled edible Marshmellow flavoured rockets.
He effortlessly overthrew the massive amounts of Thai Hondas.
Civics, Integras and Preludes were ricers on tryhard VTEC spoons.
Towards the front, boy-racer closely followed Mattigins Down the drag part. Sparks appeared underneath the chassis of tadz0rz Mums Fiesta.
Fiesta's are European rubbish suck holes! that emmit poison fairys.
The Forum dust Blonde had huge toes and boobs that jiggled, caused all day long ques and sweaty crutch problems which made rash's along the penis appear reddish and painfull..
The Lancer plucked itself out some sticky Civic residue and flew over to assist uranus.
Uranus was sore because the burnouts posed a massive threat for humanity because spinning the tyres on dirt is good.
SIR-VRX is awesome, though handbrake moves would be AWESOME!!! he FAILED to pull off a single wheeler.
Struggling to keep the sea-peoples wheels and tyres straight, FIX-MONSTER Pierre blew bubbles at clowns from behind HOGGY's Olympic coca-cola
- bigdave_1988
- Lancer VRX/GTS
- Posts: 459
- Joined: Sat Dec 20, 2008 4:21 pm
- Location: Brisbane, QLD, Australia
- Ozie
- INACTIVE Member Account
- Posts: 5445
- Joined: Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:00 am
- Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
On mars a giant lancer enslaved a subaru forester and carefully dropped a large brick, made for a small company onto its WINDSCREEN!
All the small bits comprising shattered glass were shared on the unstable asphalt floor because nothing floats when Josh's red Lancer sucks Goat milk out of some rotten old ladies tit.
She screamed blue RAPE!!!!! as he stood before three wise aliens driving modified lowriders, the mad cow let out a dull roar.
Meanwhile Ozie stopped scraping limestone off his Wheelbarrow,and then he became quite bored.
When looking at Picture Magazine with nice glossy pages Josh decided he should masturbate Mattys gorilla hard to soft, then he wiped his chin clean.
Meanwhile a dead rooster ate a big red donut that was festering beneath some rotten coconuts.
Across the marsh lived Spunkybob who licked ants constantly, sucking away across the line was dwindling areas substituting in a man instead.
Soon after Shadows bought in a pile of choice monkeys to direct traffic away from Spunkybobs coin slot.
He crashed out dramatically after seeing all the ants devour children endlessly.
Grateful Mattigins loves his mum more than sex on the massive highway,
he hasn't taken Viagra in two hours so he popped into his local pharmacy but got a huge cramp due too over loading his sack with sea people.
Because the ugly Pharmacist told Mattigins to empty all his belongings onto the floor, the Pharmacist licked Mattigins lancer to much everyday.
Next Mattigins tackled edible Marshmellow flavoured rockets.
He effortlessly overthrew the massive amounts of Thai Hondas.
Civics, Integras and Preludes were ricers on tryhard VTEC spoons.
Towards the front, boy-racer closely followed Mattigins Down the drag part. Sparks appeared underneath the chassis of tadz0rz Mums Fiesta.
Fiesta's are European rubbish suck holes! that emmit poison fairys.
The Forum dust Blonde had huge toes and boobs that jiggled, caused all day long ques and sweaty crutch problems which made rash's along the penis appear reddish and painfull..
The Lancer plucked itself out some sticky Civic residue and flew over to assist uranus.
Uranus was sore because the burnouts posed a massive threat for humanity because spinning the tyres on dirt is good.
SIR-VRX is awesome, though handbrake moves would be AWESOME!!! he FAILED to pull off a single wheeler.
Struggling to keep the sea-peoples wheels and tyres straight, FIX-MONSTER Pierre blew bubbles at clowns from behind HOGGY's Olympic coca-cola flavoured
(done lol, Josh take over for fark sake!)
All the small bits comprising shattered glass were shared on the unstable asphalt floor because nothing floats when Josh's red Lancer sucks Goat milk out of some rotten old ladies tit.
She screamed blue RAPE!!!!! as he stood before three wise aliens driving modified lowriders, the mad cow let out a dull roar.
Meanwhile Ozie stopped scraping limestone off his Wheelbarrow,and then he became quite bored.
When looking at Picture Magazine with nice glossy pages Josh decided he should masturbate Mattys gorilla hard to soft, then he wiped his chin clean.
Meanwhile a dead rooster ate a big red donut that was festering beneath some rotten coconuts.
Across the marsh lived Spunkybob who licked ants constantly, sucking away across the line was dwindling areas substituting in a man instead.
Soon after Shadows bought in a pile of choice monkeys to direct traffic away from Spunkybobs coin slot.
He crashed out dramatically after seeing all the ants devour children endlessly.
Grateful Mattigins loves his mum more than sex on the massive highway,
he hasn't taken Viagra in two hours so he popped into his local pharmacy but got a huge cramp due too over loading his sack with sea people.
Because the ugly Pharmacist told Mattigins to empty all his belongings onto the floor, the Pharmacist licked Mattigins lancer to much everyday.
Next Mattigins tackled edible Marshmellow flavoured rockets.
He effortlessly overthrew the massive amounts of Thai Hondas.
Civics, Integras and Preludes were ricers on tryhard VTEC spoons.
Towards the front, boy-racer closely followed Mattigins Down the drag part. Sparks appeared underneath the chassis of tadz0rz Mums Fiesta.
Fiesta's are European rubbish suck holes! that emmit poison fairys.
The Forum dust Blonde had huge toes and boobs that jiggled, caused all day long ques and sweaty crutch problems which made rash's along the penis appear reddish and painfull..
The Lancer plucked itself out some sticky Civic residue and flew over to assist uranus.
Uranus was sore because the burnouts posed a massive threat for humanity because spinning the tyres on dirt is good.
SIR-VRX is awesome, though handbrake moves would be AWESOME!!! he FAILED to pull off a single wheeler.
Struggling to keep the sea-peoples wheels and tyres straight, FIX-MONSTER Pierre blew bubbles at clowns from behind HOGGY's Olympic coca-cola flavoured
(done lol, Josh take over for fark sake!)
- bigdave_1988
- Lancer VRX/GTS
- Posts: 459
- Joined: Sat Dec 20, 2008 4:21 pm
- Location: Brisbane, QLD, Australia
On mars a giant lancer enslaved a subaru forester and carefully dropped a large brick, made for a small company onto its WINDSCREEN!
All the small bits comprising shattered glass were shared on the unstable asphalt floor because nothing floats when Josh's red Lancer sucks Goat milk out of some rotten old ladies tit.
She screamed blue RAPE!!!!! as he stood before three wise aliens driving modified lowriders, the mad cow let out a dull roar.
Meanwhile Ozie stopped scraping limestone off his Wheelbarrow,and then he became quite bored.
When looking at Picture Magazine with nice glossy pages Josh decided he should masturbate Mattys gorilla hard to soft, then he wiped his chin clean.
Meanwhile a dead rooster ate a big red donut that was festering beneath some rotten coconuts.
Across the marsh lived Spunkybob who licked ants constantly, sucking away across the line was dwindling areas substituting in a man instead.
Soon after Shadows bought in a pile of choice monkeys to direct traffic away from Spunkybobs coin slot.
He crashed out dramatically after seeing all the ants devour children endlessly.
Grateful Mattigins loves his mum more than sex on the massive highway,
he hasn't taken Viagra in two hours so he popped into his local pharmacy but got a huge cramp due too over loading his sack with sea people.
Because the ugly Pharmacist told Mattigins to empty all his belongings onto the floor, the Pharmacist licked Mattigins lancer to much everyday.
Next Mattigins tackled edible Marshmellow flavoured rockets.
He effortlessly overthrew the massive amounts of Thai Hondas.
Civics, Integras and Preludes were ricers on tryhard VTEC spoons.
Towards the front, boy-racer closely followed Mattigins Down the drag part. Sparks appeared underneath the chassis of tadz0rz Mums Fiesta.
Fiesta's are European rubbish suck holes! that emmit poison fairys.
The Forum dust Blonde had huge toes and boobs that jiggled, caused all day long ques and sweaty crutch problems which made rash's along the penis appear reddish and painfull..
The Lancer plucked itself out some sticky Civic residue and flew over to assist uranus.
Uranus was sore because the burnouts posed a massive threat for humanity because spinning the tyres on dirt is good.
SIR-VRX is awesome, though handbrake moves would be AWESOME!!! he FAILED to pull off a single wheeler.
Struggling to keep the sea-peoples wheels and tyres straight, FIX-MONSTER Pierre blew bubbles at clowns from behind HOGGY's Olympic coca-cola flavoured trampoline.
(dunno where i was going with that but it looks like the safety car is ready to restart the race)
All the small bits comprising shattered glass were shared on the unstable asphalt floor because nothing floats when Josh's red Lancer sucks Goat milk out of some rotten old ladies tit.
She screamed blue RAPE!!!!! as he stood before three wise aliens driving modified lowriders, the mad cow let out a dull roar.
Meanwhile Ozie stopped scraping limestone off his Wheelbarrow,and then he became quite bored.
When looking at Picture Magazine with nice glossy pages Josh decided he should masturbate Mattys gorilla hard to soft, then he wiped his chin clean.
Meanwhile a dead rooster ate a big red donut that was festering beneath some rotten coconuts.
Across the marsh lived Spunkybob who licked ants constantly, sucking away across the line was dwindling areas substituting in a man instead.
Soon after Shadows bought in a pile of choice monkeys to direct traffic away from Spunkybobs coin slot.
He crashed out dramatically after seeing all the ants devour children endlessly.
Grateful Mattigins loves his mum more than sex on the massive highway,
he hasn't taken Viagra in two hours so he popped into his local pharmacy but got a huge cramp due too over loading his sack with sea people.
Because the ugly Pharmacist told Mattigins to empty all his belongings onto the floor, the Pharmacist licked Mattigins lancer to much everyday.
Next Mattigins tackled edible Marshmellow flavoured rockets.
He effortlessly overthrew the massive amounts of Thai Hondas.
Civics, Integras and Preludes were ricers on tryhard VTEC spoons.
Towards the front, boy-racer closely followed Mattigins Down the drag part. Sparks appeared underneath the chassis of tadz0rz Mums Fiesta.
Fiesta's are European rubbish suck holes! that emmit poison fairys.
The Forum dust Blonde had huge toes and boobs that jiggled, caused all day long ques and sweaty crutch problems which made rash's along the penis appear reddish and painfull..
The Lancer plucked itself out some sticky Civic residue and flew over to assist uranus.
Uranus was sore because the burnouts posed a massive threat for humanity because spinning the tyres on dirt is good.
SIR-VRX is awesome, though handbrake moves would be AWESOME!!! he FAILED to pull off a single wheeler.
Struggling to keep the sea-peoples wheels and tyres straight, FIX-MONSTER Pierre blew bubbles at clowns from behind HOGGY's Olympic coca-cola flavoured trampoline.
(dunno where i was going with that but it looks like the safety car is ready to restart the race)
- Ozie
- INACTIVE Member Account
- Posts: 5445
- Joined: Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:00 am
- Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
On mars a giant lancer enslaved a subaru forester and carefully dropped a large brick, made for a small company onto its WINDSCREEN!
All the small bits comprising shattered glass were shared on the unstable asphalt floor because nothing floats when Josh's red Lancer sucks Goat milk out of some rotten old ladies tit.
She screamed blue RAPE!!!!! as he stood before three wise aliens driving modified lowriders, the mad cow let out a dull roar.
Meanwhile Ozie stopped scraping limestone off his Wheelbarrow,and then he became quite bored.
When looking at Picture Magazine with nice glossy pages Josh decided he should masturbate Mattys gorilla hard to soft, then he wiped his chin clean.
Meanwhile a dead rooster ate a big red donut that was festering beneath some rotten coconuts.
Across the marsh lived Spunkybob who licked ants constantly, sucking away across the line was dwindling areas substituting in a man instead.
Soon after Shadows bought in a pile of choice monkeys to direct traffic away from Spunkybobs coin slot.
He crashed out dramatically after seeing all the ants devour children endlessly.
Grateful Mattigins loves his mum more than sex on the massive highway,
he hasn't taken Viagra in two hours so he popped into his local pharmacy but got a huge cramp due too over loading his sack with sea people.
Because the ugly Pharmacist told Mattigins to empty all his belongings onto the floor, the Pharmacist licked Mattigins lancer to much everyday.
Next Mattigins tackled edible Marshmellow flavoured rockets.
He effortlessly overthrew the massive amounts of Thai Hondas.
Civics, Integras and Preludes were ricers on tryhard VTEC spoons.
Towards the front, boy-racer closely followed Mattigins Down the drag part. Sparks appeared underneath the chassis of tadz0rz Mums Fiesta.
Fiesta's are European rubbish suck holes! that emmit poison fairys.
The Forum dust Blonde had huge toes and boobs that jiggled, caused all day long ques and sweaty crutch problems which made rash's along the penis appear reddish and painfull..
The Lancer plucked itself out some sticky Civic residue and flew over to assist uranus.
Uranus was sore because the burnouts posed a massive threat for humanity because spinning the tyres on dirt is good.
SIR-VRX is awesome, though handbrake moves would be AWESOME!!! he FAILED to pull off a single wheeler.
Struggling to keep the sea-peoples wheels and tyres straight, FIX-MONSTER Pierre blew bubbles at clowns from behind HOGGY's Olympic coca-cola flavoured trampoline.
Pissing
(LMAO).....thats GOLD Dave..
All the small bits comprising shattered glass were shared on the unstable asphalt floor because nothing floats when Josh's red Lancer sucks Goat milk out of some rotten old ladies tit.
She screamed blue RAPE!!!!! as he stood before three wise aliens driving modified lowriders, the mad cow let out a dull roar.
Meanwhile Ozie stopped scraping limestone off his Wheelbarrow,and then he became quite bored.
When looking at Picture Magazine with nice glossy pages Josh decided he should masturbate Mattys gorilla hard to soft, then he wiped his chin clean.
Meanwhile a dead rooster ate a big red donut that was festering beneath some rotten coconuts.
Across the marsh lived Spunkybob who licked ants constantly, sucking away across the line was dwindling areas substituting in a man instead.
Soon after Shadows bought in a pile of choice monkeys to direct traffic away from Spunkybobs coin slot.
He crashed out dramatically after seeing all the ants devour children endlessly.
Grateful Mattigins loves his mum more than sex on the massive highway,
he hasn't taken Viagra in two hours so he popped into his local pharmacy but got a huge cramp due too over loading his sack with sea people.
Because the ugly Pharmacist told Mattigins to empty all his belongings onto the floor, the Pharmacist licked Mattigins lancer to much everyday.
Next Mattigins tackled edible Marshmellow flavoured rockets.
He effortlessly overthrew the massive amounts of Thai Hondas.
Civics, Integras and Preludes were ricers on tryhard VTEC spoons.
Towards the front, boy-racer closely followed Mattigins Down the drag part. Sparks appeared underneath the chassis of tadz0rz Mums Fiesta.
Fiesta's are European rubbish suck holes! that emmit poison fairys.
The Forum dust Blonde had huge toes and boobs that jiggled, caused all day long ques and sweaty crutch problems which made rash's along the penis appear reddish and painfull..
The Lancer plucked itself out some sticky Civic residue and flew over to assist uranus.
Uranus was sore because the burnouts posed a massive threat for humanity because spinning the tyres on dirt is good.
SIR-VRX is awesome, though handbrake moves would be AWESOME!!! he FAILED to pull off a single wheeler.
Struggling to keep the sea-peoples wheels and tyres straight, FIX-MONSTER Pierre blew bubbles at clowns from behind HOGGY's Olympic coca-cola flavoured trampoline.
Pissing
(LMAO).....thats GOLD Dave..
- bigdave_1988
- Lancer VRX/GTS
- Posts: 459
- Joined: Sat Dec 20, 2008 4:21 pm
- Location: Brisbane, QLD, Australia
- Ozie
- INACTIVE Member Account
- Posts: 5445
- Joined: Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:00 am
- Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
On mars a giant lancer enslaved a subaru forester and carefully dropped a large brick, made for a small company onto its WINDSCREEN!
All the small bits comprising shattered glass were shared on the unstable asphalt floor because nothing floats when Josh's red Lancer sucks Goat milk out of some rotten old ladies tit.
She screamed blue RAPE!!!!! as he stood before three wise aliens driving modified lowriders, the mad cow let out a dull roar.
Meanwhile Ozie stopped scraping limestone off his Wheelbarrow,and then he became quite bored.
When looking at Picture Magazine with nice glossy pages Josh decided he should masturbate Mattys gorilla hard to soft, then he wiped his chin clean.
Meanwhile a dead rooster ate a big red donut that was festering beneath some rotten coconuts.
Across the marsh lived Spunkybob who licked ants constantly, sucking away across the line was dwindling areas substituting in a man instead.
Soon after Shadows bought in a pile of choice monkeys to direct traffic away from Spunkybobs coin slot.
He crashed out dramatically after seeing all the ants devour children endlessly.
Grateful Mattigins loves his mum more than sex on the massive highway,
he hasn't taken Viagra in two hours so he popped into his local pharmacy but got a huge cramp due too over loading his sack with sea people.
Because the ugly Pharmacist told Mattigins to empty all his belongings onto the floor, the Pharmacist licked Mattigins lancer to much everyday.
Next Mattigins tackled edible Marshmellow flavoured rockets.
He effortlessly overthrew the massive amounts of Thai Hondas.
Civics, Integras and Preludes were ricers on tryhard VTEC spoons.
Towards the front, boy-racer closely followed Mattigins Down the drag part. Sparks appeared underneath the chassis of tadz0rz Mums Fiesta.
Fiesta's are European rubbish suck holes! that emmit poison fairys.
The Forum dust Blonde had huge toes and boobs that jiggled, caused all day long ques and sweaty crutch problems which made rash's along the penis appear reddish and painfull..
The Lancer plucked itself out some sticky Civic residue and flew over to assist uranus.
Uranus was sore because the burnouts posed a massive threat for humanity because spinning the tyres on dirt is good.
SIR-VRX is awesome, though handbrake moves would be AWESOME!!! he FAILED to pull off a single wheeler.
Struggling to keep the sea-peoples wheels and tyres straight, FIX-MONSTER Pierre blew bubbles at clowns from behind HOGGY's Olympic coca-cola flavoured trampoline.
Pissing himself
(ok but Josh is our midnight mod......ooooohhhhhhh,
don't tell me i have givin him a sort of cool nickname .!!!lol)
All the small bits comprising shattered glass were shared on the unstable asphalt floor because nothing floats when Josh's red Lancer sucks Goat milk out of some rotten old ladies tit.
She screamed blue RAPE!!!!! as he stood before three wise aliens driving modified lowriders, the mad cow let out a dull roar.
Meanwhile Ozie stopped scraping limestone off his Wheelbarrow,and then he became quite bored.
When looking at Picture Magazine with nice glossy pages Josh decided he should masturbate Mattys gorilla hard to soft, then he wiped his chin clean.
Meanwhile a dead rooster ate a big red donut that was festering beneath some rotten coconuts.
Across the marsh lived Spunkybob who licked ants constantly, sucking away across the line was dwindling areas substituting in a man instead.
Soon after Shadows bought in a pile of choice monkeys to direct traffic away from Spunkybobs coin slot.
He crashed out dramatically after seeing all the ants devour children endlessly.
Grateful Mattigins loves his mum more than sex on the massive highway,
he hasn't taken Viagra in two hours so he popped into his local pharmacy but got a huge cramp due too over loading his sack with sea people.
Because the ugly Pharmacist told Mattigins to empty all his belongings onto the floor, the Pharmacist licked Mattigins lancer to much everyday.
Next Mattigins tackled edible Marshmellow flavoured rockets.
He effortlessly overthrew the massive amounts of Thai Hondas.
Civics, Integras and Preludes were ricers on tryhard VTEC spoons.
Towards the front, boy-racer closely followed Mattigins Down the drag part. Sparks appeared underneath the chassis of tadz0rz Mums Fiesta.
Fiesta's are European rubbish suck holes! that emmit poison fairys.
The Forum dust Blonde had huge toes and boobs that jiggled, caused all day long ques and sweaty crutch problems which made rash's along the penis appear reddish and painfull..
The Lancer plucked itself out some sticky Civic residue and flew over to assist uranus.
Uranus was sore because the burnouts posed a massive threat for humanity because spinning the tyres on dirt is good.
SIR-VRX is awesome, though handbrake moves would be AWESOME!!! he FAILED to pull off a single wheeler.
Struggling to keep the sea-peoples wheels and tyres straight, FIX-MONSTER Pierre blew bubbles at clowns from behind HOGGY's Olympic coca-cola flavoured trampoline.
Pissing himself
(ok but Josh is our midnight mod......ooooohhhhhhh,
don't tell me i have givin him a sort of cool nickname .!!!lol)
- bigdave_1988
- Lancer VRX/GTS
- Posts: 459
- Joined: Sat Dec 20, 2008 4:21 pm
- Location: Brisbane, QLD, Australia
On mars a giant lancer enslaved a subaru forester and carefully dropped a large brick, made for a small company onto its WINDSCREEN!
All the small bits comprising shattered glass were shared on the unstable asphalt floor because nothing floats when Josh's red Lancer sucks Goat milk out of some rotten old ladies tit.
She screamed blue RAPE!!!!! as he stood before three wise aliens driving modified lowriders, the mad cow let out a dull roar.
Meanwhile Ozie stopped scraping limestone off his Wheelbarrow,and then he became quite bored.
When looking at Picture Magazine with nice glossy pages Josh decided he should masturbate Mattys gorilla hard to soft, then he wiped his chin clean.
Meanwhile a dead rooster ate a big red donut that was festering beneath some rotten coconuts.
Across the marsh lived Spunkybob who licked ants constantly, sucking away across the line was dwindling areas substituting in a man instead.
Soon after Shadows bought in a pile of choice monkeys to direct traffic away from Spunkybobs coin slot.
He crashed out dramatically after seeing all the ants devour children endlessly.
Grateful Mattigins loves his mum more than sex on the massive highway,
he hasn't taken Viagra in two hours so he popped into his local pharmacy but got a huge cramp due too over loading his sack with sea people.
Because the ugly Pharmacist told Mattigins to empty all his belongings onto the floor, the Pharmacist licked Mattigins lancer to much everyday.
Next Mattigins tackled edible Marshmellow flavoured rockets.
He effortlessly overthrew the massive amounts of Thai Hondas.
Civics, Integras and Preludes were ricers on tryhard VTEC spoons.
Towards the front, boy-racer closely followed Mattigins Down the drag part. Sparks appeared underneath the chassis of tadz0rz Mums Fiesta.
Fiesta's are European rubbish suck holes! that emmit poison fairys.
The Forum dust Blonde had huge toes and boobs that jiggled, caused all day long ques and sweaty crutch problems which made rash's along the penis appear reddish and painfull..
The Lancer plucked itself out some sticky Civic residue and flew over to assist uranus.
Uranus was sore because the burnouts posed a massive threat for humanity because spinning the tyres on dirt is good.
SIR-VRX is awesome, though handbrake moves would be AWESOME!!! he FAILED to pull off a single wheeler.
Struggling to keep the sea-peoples wheels and tyres straight, FIX-MONSTER Pierre blew bubbles at clowns from behind HOGGY's Olympic coca-cola flavoured trampoline.
Pissing himself giggling
(+1 to josh for being so cool and not posting)
All the small bits comprising shattered glass were shared on the unstable asphalt floor because nothing floats when Josh's red Lancer sucks Goat milk out of some rotten old ladies tit.
She screamed blue RAPE!!!!! as he stood before three wise aliens driving modified lowriders, the mad cow let out a dull roar.
Meanwhile Ozie stopped scraping limestone off his Wheelbarrow,and then he became quite bored.
When looking at Picture Magazine with nice glossy pages Josh decided he should masturbate Mattys gorilla hard to soft, then he wiped his chin clean.
Meanwhile a dead rooster ate a big red donut that was festering beneath some rotten coconuts.
Across the marsh lived Spunkybob who licked ants constantly, sucking away across the line was dwindling areas substituting in a man instead.
Soon after Shadows bought in a pile of choice monkeys to direct traffic away from Spunkybobs coin slot.
He crashed out dramatically after seeing all the ants devour children endlessly.
Grateful Mattigins loves his mum more than sex on the massive highway,
he hasn't taken Viagra in two hours so he popped into his local pharmacy but got a huge cramp due too over loading his sack with sea people.
Because the ugly Pharmacist told Mattigins to empty all his belongings onto the floor, the Pharmacist licked Mattigins lancer to much everyday.
Next Mattigins tackled edible Marshmellow flavoured rockets.
He effortlessly overthrew the massive amounts of Thai Hondas.
Civics, Integras and Preludes were ricers on tryhard VTEC spoons.
Towards the front, boy-racer closely followed Mattigins Down the drag part. Sparks appeared underneath the chassis of tadz0rz Mums Fiesta.
Fiesta's are European rubbish suck holes! that emmit poison fairys.
The Forum dust Blonde had huge toes and boobs that jiggled, caused all day long ques and sweaty crutch problems which made rash's along the penis appear reddish and painfull..
The Lancer plucked itself out some sticky Civic residue and flew over to assist uranus.
Uranus was sore because the burnouts posed a massive threat for humanity because spinning the tyres on dirt is good.
SIR-VRX is awesome, though handbrake moves would be AWESOME!!! he FAILED to pull off a single wheeler.
Struggling to keep the sea-peoples wheels and tyres straight, FIX-MONSTER Pierre blew bubbles at clowns from behind HOGGY's Olympic coca-cola flavoured trampoline.
Pissing himself giggling
(+1 to josh for being so cool and not posting)
- Ozie
- INACTIVE Member Account
- Posts: 5445
- Joined: Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:00 am
- Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
On mars a giant lancer enslaved a subaru forester and carefully dropped a large brick, made for a small company onto its WINDSCREEN!
All the small bits comprising shattered glass were shared on the unstable asphalt floor because nothing floats when Josh's red Lancer sucks Goat milk out of some rotten old ladies tit.
She screamed blue RAPE!!!!! as he stood before three wise aliens driving modified lowriders, the mad cow let out a dull roar.
Meanwhile Ozie stopped scraping limestone off his Wheelbarrow,and then he became quite bored.
When looking at Picture Magazine with nice glossy pages Josh decided he should masturbate Mattys gorilla hard to soft, then he wiped his chin clean.
Meanwhile a dead rooster ate a big red donut that was festering beneath some rotten coconuts.
Across the marsh lived Spunkybob who licked ants constantly, sucking away across the line was dwindling areas substituting in a man instead.
Soon after Shadows bought in a pile of choice monkeys to direct traffic away from Spunkybobs coin slot.
He crashed out dramatically after seeing all the ants devour children endlessly.
Grateful Mattigins loves his mum more than sex on the massive highway,
he hasn't taken Viagra in two hours so he popped into his local pharmacy but got a huge cramp due too over loading his sack with sea people.
Because the ugly Pharmacist told Mattigins to empty all his belongings onto the floor, the Pharmacist licked Mattigins lancer to much everyday.
Next Mattigins tackled edible Marshmellow flavoured rockets.
He effortlessly overthrew the massive amounts of Thai Hondas.
Civics, Integras and Preludes were ricers on tryhard VTEC spoons.
Towards the front, boy-racer closely followed Mattigins Down the drag part. Sparks appeared underneath the chassis of tadz0rz Mums Fiesta.
Fiesta's are European rubbish suck holes! that emmit poison fairys.
The Forum dust Blonde had huge toes and boobs that jiggled, caused all day long ques and sweaty crutch problems which made rash's along the penis appear reddish and painfull..
The Lancer plucked itself out some sticky Civic residue and flew over to assist uranus.
Uranus was sore because the burnouts posed a massive threat for humanity because spinning the tyres on dirt is good.
SIR-VRX is awesome, though handbrake moves would be AWESOME!!! he FAILED to pull off a single wheeler.
Struggling to keep the sea-peoples wheels and tyres straight, FIX-MONSTER Pierre blew bubbles at clowns from behind HOGGY's Olympic coca-cola flavoured trampoline.
Pissing himself giggling HOGGY
(yeah hes trying to be too cool dave, Josh give yourself an uppercut)
All the small bits comprising shattered glass were shared on the unstable asphalt floor because nothing floats when Josh's red Lancer sucks Goat milk out of some rotten old ladies tit.
She screamed blue RAPE!!!!! as he stood before three wise aliens driving modified lowriders, the mad cow let out a dull roar.
Meanwhile Ozie stopped scraping limestone off his Wheelbarrow,and then he became quite bored.
When looking at Picture Magazine with nice glossy pages Josh decided he should masturbate Mattys gorilla hard to soft, then he wiped his chin clean.
Meanwhile a dead rooster ate a big red donut that was festering beneath some rotten coconuts.
Across the marsh lived Spunkybob who licked ants constantly, sucking away across the line was dwindling areas substituting in a man instead.
Soon after Shadows bought in a pile of choice monkeys to direct traffic away from Spunkybobs coin slot.
He crashed out dramatically after seeing all the ants devour children endlessly.
Grateful Mattigins loves his mum more than sex on the massive highway,
he hasn't taken Viagra in two hours so he popped into his local pharmacy but got a huge cramp due too over loading his sack with sea people.
Because the ugly Pharmacist told Mattigins to empty all his belongings onto the floor, the Pharmacist licked Mattigins lancer to much everyday.
Next Mattigins tackled edible Marshmellow flavoured rockets.
He effortlessly overthrew the massive amounts of Thai Hondas.
Civics, Integras and Preludes were ricers on tryhard VTEC spoons.
Towards the front, boy-racer closely followed Mattigins Down the drag part. Sparks appeared underneath the chassis of tadz0rz Mums Fiesta.
Fiesta's are European rubbish suck holes! that emmit poison fairys.
The Forum dust Blonde had huge toes and boobs that jiggled, caused all day long ques and sweaty crutch problems which made rash's along the penis appear reddish and painfull..
The Lancer plucked itself out some sticky Civic residue and flew over to assist uranus.
Uranus was sore because the burnouts posed a massive threat for humanity because spinning the tyres on dirt is good.
SIR-VRX is awesome, though handbrake moves would be AWESOME!!! he FAILED to pull off a single wheeler.
Struggling to keep the sea-peoples wheels and tyres straight, FIX-MONSTER Pierre blew bubbles at clowns from behind HOGGY's Olympic coca-cola flavoured trampoline.
Pissing himself giggling HOGGY
(yeah hes trying to be too cool dave, Josh give yourself an uppercut)
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