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Postby ash06 » Sun Mar 29, 2009 8:52 pm

On mars a giant lancer enslaved a subaru forester and carefully dropped a large brick, made for a small company onto its WINDSCREEN!
All the small bits comprising shattered glass were shared on the unstable asphalt floor because nothing floats when Josh's red Lancer sucks Goat milk out of some rotten old ladies tit.
She screamed blue RAPE!!!!! as he stood before three wise aliens driving modified lowriders, the mad cow let out a dull roar.
Meanwhile Ozie stopped scraping limestone off his Wheelbarrow,and then he became quite bored.
When looking at Picture Magazine with nice glossy pages Josh decided he should masturbate Mattys gorilla hard to soft, then he wiped his chin clean.

Meanwhile a dead rooster ate a big red donut that was festering beneath some rotten coconuts.
Across the marsh lived Spunkybob who licked ants constantly, sucking away across the line was dwindling areas substituting in a man instead.
Soon after Shadows bought in a pile of choice monkeys to direct traffic away from Spunkybobs coin slot.
He crashed out dramatically after seeing all the ants devour children endlessly.
Grateful Mattigins loves his mum more than sex on the massive highway,
he hasn't taken Viagra in two hours so he popped into his local pharmacy but got a huge cramp due too over loading his sack with sea people.
Because the ugly Pharmacist told Mattigins to empty all his belongings onto the floor, the Pharmacist licked Mattigins lancer to much everyday.

Next Mattigins tackled edible Marshmellow flavoured rockets.
He effortlessly overthrew the massive amounts of Thai Hondas.
Civics, Integras and Preludes were ricers on tryhard VTEC spoons.
Towards the front, boy-racer closely followed Mattigins Down the drag part. Sparks appeared underneath the chassis of tadz0rz Mums Fiesta.
Fiesta's are European rubbish suck holes! that emmit poison fairys.
The Forum dust Blonde had huge toes and boobs that jiggled, caused all day long ques and sweaty crutch problems which made rash's along the penis appear reddish and painfull..

The Lancer plucked itself out some sticky Civic residue and flew over to assist uranus.
Uranus was sore because the burnouts posed a massive threat for humanity because spinning the tyres on dirt is good.
SIR-VRX is awesome, though handbrake moves would be AWESOME!!! he FAILED to pull off a single wheeler.
Struggling to keep the sea-peoples wheels and tyres straight, FIX-MONSTER Pierre blew bubbles at clowns from behind HOGGY's Olympic coca-cola flavoured trampoline.
Pissing himself giggling HOGGY cloned some wild Afgani pokermon flavoured coca-cola.
HOGGY then raced in and bent over this vast array of Danish mustashes flapping in time with "Devo's" Epidermis of Doughnuts.

Back to Mattigins, he started swerving, cursing and pulling trees roots, frustrated pokemon and riced Hondas were yelling, "DON'T REFUSE THE VENDORS HOTDOGS".
Promptly, Shadows built ABS-Plastic fitted VTEC-kit, spoon-engine Type-R for 40W.
He dynoed his White lancer, then SIR-VRX Raced away in a spaceship headed out to mars.
He found a bowl of Coco pops which tasted fruity and coco-pop...y.

Meanwhile Bobcat laughed, Tadz0rz learned heaps on ClubCJ including how to circumcise a monkey that Shadows trained to molest drivers of Hondas.
The monkey molested a gorilla blow-up until the blow-up caught flies around corners of epic TMNT proportions.
Then he swam across the ocean when suddenly a sunfish approached his direction.
Positioned for an experiment regarding an-enama's (err...) face? water which was spurted out from some orifice on the boat.
Soaked wet from the water, the exotic

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Postby tadz0rz » Sun Mar 29, 2009 8:58 pm

On mars a giant lancer enslaved a subaru forester and carefully dropped a large brick, made for a small company onto its WINDSCREEN!
All the small bits comprising shattered glass were shared on the unstable asphalt floor because nothing floats when Josh's red Lancer sucks Goat milk out of some rotten old ladies tit.
She screamed blue RAPE!!!!! as he stood before three wise aliens driving modified lowriders, the mad cow let out a dull roar.
Meanwhile Ozie stopped scraping limestone off his Wheelbarrow,and then he became quite bored.
When looking at Picture Magazine with nice glossy pages Josh decided he should masturbate Mattys gorilla hard to soft, then he wiped his chin clean.

Meanwhile a dead rooster ate a big red donut that was festering beneath some rotten coconuts.
Across the marsh lived Spunkybob who licked ants constantly, sucking away across the line was dwindling areas substituting in a man instead.
Soon after Shadows bought in a pile of choice monkeys to direct traffic away from Spunkybobs coin slot.
He crashed out dramatically after seeing all the ants devour children endlessly.
Grateful Mattigins loves his mum more than sex on the massive highway,
he hasn't taken Viagra in two hours so he popped into his local pharmacy but got a huge cramp due too over loading his sack with sea people.
Because the ugly Pharmacist told Mattigins to empty all his belongings onto the floor, the Pharmacist licked Mattigins lancer to much everyday.

Next Mattigins tackled edible Marshmellow flavoured rockets.
He effortlessly overthrew the massive amounts of Thai Hondas.
Civics, Integras and Preludes were ricers on tryhard VTEC spoons.
Towards the front, boy-racer closely followed Mattigins Down the drag part. Sparks appeared underneath the chassis of tadz0rz Mums Fiesta.
Fiesta's are European rubbish suck holes! that emmit poison fairys.
The Forum dust Blonde had huge toes and boobs that jiggled, caused all day long ques and sweaty crutch problems which made rash's along the penis appear reddish and painfull..

The Lancer plucked itself out some sticky Civic residue and flew over to assist uranus.
Uranus was sore because the burnouts posed a massive threat for humanity because spinning the tyres on dirt is good.
SIR-VRX is awesome, though handbrake moves would be AWESOME!!! he FAILED to pull off a single wheeler.
Struggling to keep the sea-peoples wheels and tyres straight, FIX-MONSTER Pierre blew bubbles at clowns from behind HOGGY's Olympic coca-cola flavoured trampoline.
Pissing himself giggling HOGGY cloned some wild Afgani pokermon flavoured coca-cola.
HOGGY then raced in and bent over this vast array of Danish mustashes flapping in time with "Devo's" Epidermis of Doughnuts.

Back to Mattigins, he started swerving, cursing and pulling trees roots, frustrated pokemon and riced Hondas were yelling, "DON'T REFUSE THE VENDORS HOTDOGS".
Promptly, Shadows built ABS-Plastic fitted VTEC-kit, spoon-engine Type-R for 40W.
He dynoed his White lancer, then SIR-VRX Raced away in a spaceship headed out to mars.
He found a bowl of Coco pops which tasted fruity and coco-pop...y.

Meanwhile Bobcat laughed, Tadz0rz learned heaps on ClubCJ including how to circumcise a monkey that Shadows trained to molest drivers of Hondas.
The monkey molested a gorilla blow-up until the blow-up caught flies around corners of epic TMNT proportions.
Then he swam across the ocean when suddenly a sunfish approached his direction.
Positioned for an experiment regarding an-enama's (err...) face? water which was spurted out from some orifice on the boat.
Soaked wet from the water evox
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Postby Micoa » Sun Mar 29, 2009 9:37 pm

On mars a giant lancer enslaved a subaru forester and carefully dropped a large brick, made for a small company onto its WINDSCREEN!
All the small bits comprising shattered glass were shared on the unstable asphalt floor because nothing floats when Josh's red Lancer sucks Goat milk out of some rotten old ladies tit.
She screamed blue RAPE!!!!! as he stood before three wise aliens driving modified lowriders, the mad cow let out a dull roar.
Meanwhile Ozie stopped scraping limestone off his Wheelbarrow,and then he became quite bored.
When looking at Picture Magazine with nice glossy pages Josh decided he should masturbate Mattys gorilla hard to soft, then he wiped his chin clean.

Meanwhile a dead rooster ate a big red donut that was festering beneath some rotten coconuts.
Across the marsh lived Spunkybob who licked ants constantly, sucking away across the line was dwindling areas substituting in a man instead.
Soon after Shadows bought in a pile of choice monkeys to direct traffic away from Spunkybobs coin slot.
He crashed out dramatically after seeing all the ants devour children endlessly.
Grateful Mattigins loves his mum more than sex on the massive highway,
he hasn't taken Viagra in two hours so he popped into his local pharmacy but got a huge cramp due too over loading his sack with sea people.
Because the ugly Pharmacist told Mattigins to empty all his belongings onto the floor, the Pharmacist licked Mattigins lancer to much everyday.

Next Mattigins tackled edible Marshmellow flavoured rockets.
He effortlessly overthrew the massive amounts of Thai Hondas.
Civics, Integras and Preludes were ricers on tryhard VTEC spoons.
Towards the front, boy-racer closely followed Mattigins Down the drag part. Sparks appeared underneath the chassis of tadz0rz Mums Fiesta.
Fiesta's are European rubbish suck holes! that emmit poison fairys.
The Forum dust Blonde had huge toes and boobs that jiggled, caused all day long ques and sweaty crutch problems which made rash's along the penis appear reddish and painfull..

The Lancer plucked itself out some sticky Civic residue and flew over to assist uranus.
Uranus was sore because the burnouts posed a massive threat for humanity because spinning the tyres on dirt is good.
SIR-VRX is awesome, though handbrake moves would be AWESOME!!! he FAILED to pull off a single wheeler.
Struggling to keep the sea-peoples wheels and tyres straight, FIX-MONSTER Pierre blew bubbles at clowns from behind HOGGY's Olympic coca-cola flavoured trampoline.
Pissing himself giggling HOGGY cloned some wild Afgani pokermon flavoured coca-cola.
HOGGY then raced in and bent over this vast array of Danish mustashes flapping in time with "Devo's" Epidermis of Doughnuts.

Back to Mattigins, he started swerving, cursing and pulling trees roots, frustrated pokemon and riced Hondas were yelling, "DON'T REFUSE THE VENDORS HOTDOGS".
Promptly, Shadows built ABS-Plastic fitted VTEC-kit, spoon-engine Type-R for 40W.
He dynoed his White lancer, then SIR-VRX Raced away in a spaceship headed out to mars.
He found a bowl of Coco pops which tasted fruity and coco-pop...y.

Meanwhile Bobcat laughed, Tadz0rz learned heaps on ClubCJ including how to circumcise a monkey that Shadows trained to molest drivers of Hondas.
The monkey molested a gorilla blow-up until the blow-up caught flies around corners of epic TMNT proportions.
Then he swam across the ocean when suddenly a sunfish approached his direction.
Positioned for an experiment regarding an-enama's (err...) face? water which was spurted out from some orifice on the boat.
Soaked wet from the water evox spoiler

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Postby tadz0rz » Sun Mar 29, 2009 9:39 pm

On mars a giant lancer enslaved a subaru forester and carefully dropped a large brick, made for a small company onto its WINDSCREEN!
All the small bits comprising shattered glass were shared on the unstable asphalt floor because nothing floats when Josh's red Lancer sucks Goat milk out of some rotten old ladies tit.
She screamed blue RAPE!!!!! as he stood before three wise aliens driving modified lowriders, the mad cow let out a dull roar.
Meanwhile Ozie stopped scraping limestone off his Wheelbarrow,and then he became quite bored.
When looking at Picture Magazine with nice glossy pages Josh decided he should masturbate Mattys gorilla hard to soft, then he wiped his chin clean.

Meanwhile a dead rooster ate a big red donut that was festering beneath some rotten coconuts.
Across the marsh lived Spunkybob who licked ants constantly, sucking away across the line was dwindling areas substituting in a man instead.
Soon after Shadows bought in a pile of choice monkeys to direct traffic away from Spunkybobs coin slot.
He crashed out dramatically after seeing all the ants devour children endlessly.
Grateful Mattigins loves his mum more than sex on the massive highway,
he hasn't taken Viagra in two hours so he popped into his local pharmacy but got a huge cramp due too over loading his sack with sea people.
Because the ugly Pharmacist told Mattigins to empty all his belongings onto the floor, the Pharmacist licked Mattigins lancer to much everyday.

Next Mattigins tackled edible Marshmellow flavoured rockets.
He effortlessly overthrew the massive amounts of Thai Hondas.
Civics, Integras and Preludes were ricers on tryhard VTEC spoons.
Towards the front, boy-racer closely followed Mattigins Down the drag part. Sparks appeared underneath the chassis of tadz0rz Mums Fiesta.
Fiesta's are European rubbish suck holes! that emmit poison fairys.
The Forum dust Blonde had huge toes and boobs that jiggled, caused all day long ques and sweaty crutch problems which made rash's along the penis appear reddish and painfull..

The Lancer plucked itself out some sticky Civic residue and flew over to assist uranus.
Uranus was sore because the burnouts posed a massive threat for humanity because spinning the tyres on dirt is good.
SIR-VRX is awesome, though handbrake moves would be AWESOME!!! he FAILED to pull off a single wheeler.
Struggling to keep the sea-peoples wheels and tyres straight, FIX-MONSTER Pierre blew bubbles at clowns from behind HOGGY's Olympic coca-cola flavoured trampoline.
Pissing himself giggling HOGGY cloned some wild Afgani pokermon flavoured coca-cola.
HOGGY then raced in and bent over this vast array of Danish mustashes flapping in time with "Devo's" Epidermis of Doughnuts.

Back to Mattigins, he started swerving, cursing and pulling trees roots, frustrated pokemon and riced Hondas were yelling, "DON'T REFUSE THE VENDORS HOTDOGS".
Promptly, Shadows built ABS-Plastic fitted VTEC-kit, spoon-engine Type-R for 40W.
He dynoed his White lancer, then SIR-VRX Raced away in a spaceship headed out to mars.
He found a bowl of Coco pops which tasted fruity and coco-pop...y.

Meanwhile Bobcat laughed, Tadz0rz learned heaps on ClubCJ including how to circumcise a monkey that Shadows trained to molest drivers of Hondas.
The monkey molested a gorilla blow-up until the blow-up caught flies around corners of epic TMNT proportions.
Then he swam across the ocean when suddenly a sunfish approached his direction.
Positioned for an experiment regarding an-enama's (err...) face? water which was spurted out from some orifice on the boat.
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Postby Ozie » Sun Mar 29, 2009 10:31 pm

On mars a giant lancer enslaved a subaru forester and carefully dropped a large brick, made for a small company onto its WINDSCREEN!
All the small bits comprising shattered glass were shared on the unstable asphalt floor because nothing floats when Josh's red Lancer sucks Goat milk out of some rotten old ladies tit.
She screamed blue RAPE!!!!! as he stood before three wise aliens driving modified lowriders, the mad cow let out a dull roar.
Meanwhile Ozie stopped scraping limestone off his Wheelbarrow,and then he became quite bored.
When looking at Picture Magazine with nice glossy pages Josh decided he should masturbate Mattys gorilla hard to soft, then he wiped his chin clean.

Meanwhile a dead rooster ate a big red donut that was festering beneath some rotten coconuts.
Across the marsh lived Spunkybob who licked ants constantly, sucking away across the line was dwindling areas substituting in a man instead.
Soon after Shadows bought in a pile of choice monkeys to direct traffic away from Spunkybobs coin slot.
He crashed out dramatically after seeing all the ants devour children endlessly.
Grateful Mattigins loves his mum more than sex on the massive highway,
he hasn't taken Viagra in two hours so he popped into his local pharmacy but got a huge cramp due too over loading his sack with sea people.
Because the ugly Pharmacist told Mattigins to empty all his belongings onto the floor, the Pharmacist licked Mattigins lancer to much everyday.

Next Mattigins tackled edible Marshmellow flavoured rockets.
He effortlessly overthrew the massive amounts of Thai Hondas.
Civics, Integras and Preludes were ricers on tryhard VTEC spoons.
Towards the front, boy-racer closely followed Mattigins Down the drag part. Sparks appeared underneath the chassis of tadz0rz Mums Fiesta.
Fiesta's are European rubbish suck holes! that emmit poison fairys.
The Forum dust Blonde had huge toes and boobs that jiggled, caused all day long ques and sweaty crutch problems which made rash's along the penis appear reddish and painfull..

The Lancer plucked itself out some sticky Civic residue and flew over to assist uranus.
Uranus was sore because the burnouts posed a massive threat for humanity because spinning the tyres on dirt is good.
SIR-VRX is awesome, though handbrake moves would be AWESOME!!! he FAILED to pull off a single wheeler.
Struggling to keep the sea-peoples wheels and tyres straight, FIX-MONSTER Pierre blew bubbles at clowns from behind HOGGY's Olympic coca-cola flavoured trampoline.
Pissing himself giggling HOGGY cloned some wild Afgani pokermon flavoured coca-cola.
HOGGY then raced in and bent over this vast array of Danish mustashes flapping in time with "Devo's" Epidermis of Doughnuts.

Back to Mattigins, he started swerving, cursing and pulling trees roots, frustrated pokemon and riced Hondas were yelling, "DON'T REFUSE THE VENDORS HOTDOGS".
Promptly, Shadows built ABS-Plastic fitted VTEC-kit, spoon-engine Type-R for 40W.
He dynoed his White lancer, then SIR-VRX Raced away in a spaceship headed out to mars.
He found a bowl of Coco pops which tasted fruity and coco-pop...y.

Meanwhile Bobcat laughed, Tadz0rz learned heaps on ClubCJ including how to circumcise a monkey that Shadows trained to molest drivers of Hondas.
The monkey molested a gorilla blow-up until the blow-up caught flies around corners of epic TMNT proportions.
Then he swam across the ocean when suddenly a sunfish approached his direction.
Positioned for an experiment regarding an-enama's (err...) face? water which was spurted out from some orifice on the boat.
Soaked wet from the water, evox spoiler, nokia &

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Postby Mizta B » Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:38 pm

On mars a giant lancer enslaved a subaru forester and carefully dropped a large brick, made for a small company onto its WINDSCREEN!
All the small bits comprising shattered glass were shared on the unstable asphalt floor because nothing floats when Josh's red Lancer sucks Goat milk out of some rotten old ladies tit.
She screamed blue RAPE!!!!! as he stood before three wise aliens driving modified lowriders, the mad cow let out a dull roar.
Meanwhile Ozie stopped scraping limestone off his Wheelbarrow,and then he became quite bored.
When looking at Picture Magazine with nice glossy pages Josh decided he should masturbate Mattys gorilla hard to soft, then he wiped his chin clean.

Meanwhile a dead rooster ate a big red donut that was festering beneath some rotten coconuts.
Across the marsh lived Spunkybob who licked ants constantly, sucking away across the line was dwindling areas substituting in a man instead.
Soon after Shadows bought in a pile of choice monkeys to direct traffic away from Spunkybobs coin slot.
He crashed out dramatically after seeing all the ants devour children endlessly.
Grateful Mattigins loves his mum more than sex on the massive highway,
he hasn't taken Viagra in two hours so he popped into his local pharmacy but got a huge cramp due too over loading his sack with sea people.
Because the ugly Pharmacist told Mattigins to empty all his belongings onto the floor, the Pharmacist licked Mattigins lancer to much everyday.

Next Mattigins tackled edible Marshmellow flavoured rockets.
He effortlessly overthrew the massive amounts of Thai Hondas.
Civics, Integras and Preludes were ricers on tryhard VTEC spoons.
Towards the front, boy-racer closely followed Mattigins Down the drag part. Sparks appeared underneath the chassis of tadz0rz Mums Fiesta.
Fiesta's are European rubbish suck holes! that emmit poison fairys.
The Forum dust Blonde had huge toes and boobs that jiggled, caused all day long ques and sweaty crutch problems which made rash's along the penis appear reddish and painfull..

The Lancer plucked itself out some sticky Civic residue and flew over to assist uranus.
Uranus was sore because the burnouts posed a massive threat for humanity because spinning the tyres on dirt is good.
SIR-VRX is awesome, though handbrake moves would be AWESOME!!! he FAILED to pull off a single wheeler.
Struggling to keep the sea-peoples wheels and tyres straight, FIX-MONSTER Pierre blew bubbles at clowns from behind HOGGY's Olympic coca-cola flavoured trampoline.
Pissing himself giggling HOGGY cloned some wild Afgani pokermon flavoured coca-cola.
HOGGY then raced in and bent over this vast array of Danish mustashes flapping in time with "Devo's" Epidermis of Doughnuts.

Back to Mattigins, he started swerving, cursing and pulling trees roots, frustrated pokemon and riced Hondas were yelling, "DON'T REFUSE THE VENDORS HOTDOGS".
Promptly, Shadows built ABS-Plastic fitted VTEC-kit, spoon-engine Type-R for 40W.
He dynoed his White lancer, then SIR-VRX Raced away in a spaceship headed out to mars.
He found a bowl of Coco pops which tasted fruity and coco-pop...y.

Meanwhile Bobcat laughed, Tadz0rz learned heaps on ClubCJ including how to circumcise a monkey that Shadows trained to molest drivers of Hondas.
The monkey molested a gorilla blow-up until the blow-up caught flies around corners of epic TMNT proportions.
Then he swam across the ocean when suddenly a sunfish approached his direction.
Positioned for an experiment regarding an-enama's (err...) face? water which was spurted out from some orifice on the boat.
Soaked wet from the water, evox spoiler, nokia & turtles
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Postby Panther4B11 » Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:40 pm

On mars a giant lancer enslaved a subaru forester and carefully dropped a large brick, made for a small company onto its WINDSCREEN!
All the small bits comprising shattered glass were shared on the unstable asphalt floor because nothing floats when Josh's red Lancer sucks Goat milk out of some rotten old ladies tit.
She screamed blue RAPE!!!!! as he stood before three wise aliens driving modified lowriders, the mad cow let out a dull roar.
Meanwhile Ozie stopped scraping limestone off his Wheelbarrow,and then he became quite bored.
When looking at Picture Magazine with nice glossy pages Josh decided he should masturbate Mattys gorilla hard to soft, then he wiped his chin clean.

Meanwhile a dead rooster ate a big red donut that was festering beneath some rotten coconuts.
Across the marsh lived Spunkybob who licked ants constantly, sucking away across the line was dwindling areas substituting in a man instead.
Soon after Shadows bought in a pile of choice monkeys to direct traffic away from Spunkybobs coin slot.
He crashed out dramatically after seeing all the ants devour children endlessly.
Grateful Mattigins loves his mum more than sex on the massive highway,
he hasn't taken Viagra in two hours so he popped into his local pharmacy but got a huge cramp due too over loading his sack with sea people.
Because the ugly Pharmacist told Mattigins to empty all his belongings onto the floor, the Pharmacist licked Mattigins lancer to much everyday.

Next Mattigins tackled edible Marshmellow flavoured rockets.
He effortlessly overthrew the massive amounts of Thai Hondas.
Civics, Integras and Preludes were ricers on tryhard VTEC spoons.
Towards the front, boy-racer closely followed Mattigins Down the drag part. Sparks appeared underneath the chassis of tadz0rz Mums Fiesta.
Fiesta's are European rubbish suck holes! that emmit poison fairys.
The Forum dust Blonde had huge toes and boobs that jiggled, caused all day long ques and sweaty crutch problems which made rash's along the penis appear reddish and painfull..

The Lancer plucked itself out some sticky Civic residue and flew over to assist uranus.
Uranus was sore because the burnouts posed a massive threat for humanity because spinning the tyres on dirt is good.
SIR-VRX is awesome, though handbrake moves would be AWESOME!!! he FAILED to pull off a single wheeler.
Struggling to keep the sea-peoples wheels and tyres straight, FIX-MONSTER Pierre blew bubbles at clowns from behind HOGGY's Olympic coca-cola flavoured trampoline.
Pissing himself giggling HOGGY cloned some wild Afgani pokermon flavoured coca-cola.
HOGGY then raced in and bent over this vast array of Danish mustashes flapping in time with "Devo's" Epidermis of Doughnuts.

Back to Mattigins, he started swerving, cursing and pulling trees roots, frustrated pokemon and riced Hondas were yelling, "DON'T REFUSE THE VENDORS HOTDOGS".
Promptly, Shadows built ABS-Plastic fitted VTEC-kit, spoon-engine Type-R for 40W.
He dynoed his White lancer, then SIR-VRX Raced away in a spaceship headed out to mars.
He found a bowl of Coco pops which tasted fruity and coco-pop...y.

Meanwhile Bobcat laughed, Tadz0rz learned heaps on ClubCJ including how to circumcise a monkey that Shadows trained to molest drivers of Hondas.
The monkey molested a gorilla blow-up until the blow-up caught flies around corners of epic TMNT proportions.
Then he swam across the ocean when suddenly a sunfish approached his direction.
Positioned for an experiment regarding an-enama's (err...) face? water which was spurted out from some orifice on the boat.
Soaked wet from the water, evox spoiler, nokia & turtles jump
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Postby Mizta B » Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:13 pm

On mars a giant lancer enslaved a subaru forester and carefully dropped a large brick, made for a small company onto its WINDSCREEN!
All the small bits comprising shattered glass were shared on the unstable asphalt floor because nothing floats when Josh's red Lancer sucks Goat milk out of some rotten old ladies tit.
She screamed blue RAPE!!!!! as he stood before three wise aliens driving modified lowriders, the mad cow let out a dull roar.
Meanwhile Ozie stopped scraping limestone off his Wheelbarrow,and then he became quite bored.
When looking at Picture Magazine with nice glossy pages Josh decided he should masturbate Mattys gorilla hard to soft, then he wiped his chin clean.

Meanwhile a dead rooster ate a big red donut that was festering beneath some rotten coconuts.
Across the marsh lived Spunkybob who licked ants constantly, sucking away across the line was dwindling areas substituting in a man instead.
Soon after Shadows bought in a pile of choice monkeys to direct traffic away from Spunkybobs coin slot.
He crashed out dramatically after seeing all the ants devour children endlessly.
Grateful Mattigins loves his mum more than sex on the massive highway,
he hasn't taken Viagra in two hours so he popped into his local pharmacy but got a huge cramp due too over loading his sack with sea people.
Because the ugly Pharmacist told Mattigins to empty all his belongings onto the floor, the Pharmacist licked Mattigins lancer to much everyday.

Next Mattigins tackled edible Marshmellow flavoured rockets.
He effortlessly overthrew the massive amounts of Thai Hondas.
Civics, Integras and Preludes were ricers on tryhard VTEC spoons.
Towards the front, boy-racer closely followed Mattigins Down the drag part. Sparks appeared underneath the chassis of tadz0rz Mums Fiesta.
Fiesta's are European rubbish suck holes! that emmit poison fairys.
The Forum dust Blonde had huge toes and boobs that jiggled, caused all day long ques and sweaty crutch problems which made rash's along the penis appear reddish and painfull..

The Lancer plucked itself out some sticky Civic residue and flew over to assist uranus.
Uranus was sore because the burnouts posed a massive threat for humanity because spinning the tyres on dirt is good.
SIR-VRX is awesome, though handbrake moves would be AWESOME!!! he FAILED to pull off a single wheeler.
Struggling to keep the sea-peoples wheels and tyres straight, FIX-MONSTER Pierre blew bubbles at clowns from behind HOGGY's Olympic coca-cola flavoured trampoline.
Pissing himself giggling HOGGY cloned some wild Afgani pokermon flavoured coca-cola.
HOGGY then raced in and bent over this vast array of Danish mustashes flapping in time with "Devo's" Epidermis of Doughnuts.

Back to Mattigins, he started swerving, cursing and pulling trees roots, frustrated pokemon and riced Hondas were yelling, "DON'T REFUSE THE VENDORS HOTDOGS".
Promptly, Shadows built ABS-Plastic fitted VTEC-kit, spoon-engine Type-R for 40W.
He dynoed his White lancer, then SIR-VRX Raced away in a spaceship headed out to mars.
He found a bowl of Coco pops which tasted fruity and coco-pop...y.

Meanwhile Bobcat laughed, Tadz0rz learned heaps on ClubCJ including how to circumcise a monkey that Shadows trained to molest drivers of Hondas.
The monkey molested a gorilla blow-up until the blow-up caught flies around corners of epic TMNT proportions.
Then he swam across the ocean when suddenly a sunfish approached his direction.
Positioned for an experiment regarding an-enama's (err...) face? water which was spurted out from some orifice on the boat.
Soaked wet from the water, evox spoiler, nokia & turtles jump onto
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Postby Ozie » Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:37 pm

On mars a giant lancer enslaved a subaru forester and carefully dropped a large brick, made for a small company onto its WINDSCREEN!
All the small bits comprising shattered glass were shared on the unstable asphalt floor because nothing floats when Josh's red Lancer sucks Goat milk out of some rotten old ladies tit.
She screamed blue RAPE!!!!! as he stood before three wise aliens driving modified lowriders, the mad cow let out a dull roar.
Meanwhile Ozie stopped scraping limestone off his Wheelbarrow,and then he became quite bored.
When looking at Picture Magazine with nice glossy pages Josh decided he should masturbate Mattys gorilla hard to soft, then he wiped his chin clean.

Meanwhile a dead rooster ate a big red donut that was festering beneath some rotten coconuts.
Across the marsh lived Spunkybob who licked ants constantly, sucking away across the line was dwindling areas substituting in a man instead.
Soon after Shadows bought in a pile of choice monkeys to direct traffic away from Spunkybobs coin slot.
He crashed out dramatically after seeing all the ants devour children endlessly.
Grateful Mattigins loves his mum more than sex on the massive highway,
he hasn't taken Viagra in two hours so he popped into his local pharmacy but got a huge cramp due too over loading his sack with sea people.
Because the ugly Pharmacist told Mattigins to empty all his belongings onto the floor, the Pharmacist licked Mattigins lancer to much everyday.

Next Mattigins tackled edible Marshmellow flavoured rockets.
He effortlessly overthrew the massive amounts of Thai Hondas.
Civics, Integras and Preludes were ricers on tryhard VTEC spoons.
Towards the front, boy-racer closely followed Mattigins Down the drag part. Sparks appeared underneath the chassis of tadz0rz Mums Fiesta.
Fiesta's are European rubbish suck holes! that emmit poison fairys.
The Forum dust Blonde had huge toes and boobs that jiggled, caused all day long ques and sweaty crutch problems which made rash's along the penis appear reddish and painfull..

The Lancer plucked itself out some sticky Civic residue and flew over to assist uranus.
Uranus was sore because the burnouts posed a massive threat for humanity because spinning the tyres on dirt is good.
SIR-VRX is awesome, though handbrake moves would be AWESOME!!! he FAILED to pull off a single wheeler.
Struggling to keep the sea-peoples wheels and tyres straight, FIX-MONSTER Pierre blew bubbles at clowns from behind HOGGY's Olympic coca-cola flavoured trampoline.
Pissing himself giggling HOGGY cloned some wild Afgani pokermon flavoured coca-cola.
HOGGY then raced in and bent over this vast array of Danish mustashes flapping in time with "Devo's" Epidermis of Doughnuts.

Back to Mattigins, he started swerving, cursing and pulling trees roots, frustrated pokemon and riced Hondas were yelling, "DON'T REFUSE THE VENDORS HOTDOGS".
Promptly, Shadows built ABS-Plastic fitted VTEC-kit, spoon-engine Type-R for 40W.
He dynoed his White lancer, then SIR-VRX Raced away in a spaceship headed out to mars.
He found a bowl of Coco pops which tasted fruity and coco-pop...y.

Meanwhile Bobcat laughed, Tadz0rz learned heaps on ClubCJ including how to circumcise a monkey that Shadows trained to molest drivers of Hondas.
The monkey molested a gorilla blow-up until the blow-up caught flies around corners of epic TMNT proportions.
Then he swam across the ocean when suddenly a sunfish approached his direction.
Positioned for an experiment regarding an-enama's (err...) face? water which was spurted out from some orifice on the boat.
Soaked wet from the water, evox spoiler, nokia & turtles jump onto Josh's

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Postby Panther4B11 » Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:40 pm

On mars a giant lancer enslaved a subaru forester and carefully dropped a large brick, made for a small company onto its WINDSCREEN!
All the small bits comprising shattered glass were shared on the unstable asphalt floor because nothing floats when Josh's red Lancer sucks Goat milk out of some rotten old ladies tit.
She screamed blue RAPE!!!!! as he stood before three wise aliens driving modified lowriders, the mad cow let out a dull roar.
Meanwhile Ozie stopped scraping limestone off his Wheelbarrow,and then he became quite bored.
When looking at Picture Magazine with nice glossy pages Josh decided he should masturbate Mattys gorilla hard to soft, then he wiped his chin clean.

Meanwhile a dead rooster ate a big red donut that was festering beneath some rotten coconuts.
Across the marsh lived Spunkybob who licked ants constantly, sucking away across the line was dwindling areas substituting in a man instead.
Soon after Shadows bought in a pile of choice monkeys to direct traffic away from Spunkybobs coin slot.
He crashed out dramatically after seeing all the ants devour children endlessly.
Grateful Mattigins loves his mum more than sex on the massive highway,
he hasn't taken Viagra in two hours so he popped into his local pharmacy but got a huge cramp due too over loading his sack with sea people.
Because the ugly Pharmacist told Mattigins to empty all his belongings onto the floor, the Pharmacist licked Mattigins lancer to much everyday.

Next Mattigins tackled edible Marshmellow flavoured rockets.
He effortlessly overthrew the massive amounts of Thai Hondas.
Civics, Integras and Preludes were ricers on tryhard VTEC spoons.
Towards the front, boy-racer closely followed Mattigins Down the drag part. Sparks appeared underneath the chassis of tadz0rz Mums Fiesta.
Fiesta's are European rubbish suck holes! that emmit poison fairys.
The Forum dust Blonde had huge toes and boobs that jiggled, caused all day long ques and sweaty crutch problems which made rash's along the penis appear reddish and painfull..

The Lancer plucked itself out some sticky Civic residue and flew over to assist uranus.
Uranus was sore because the burnouts posed a massive threat for humanity because spinning the tyres on dirt is good.
SIR-VRX is awesome, though handbrake moves would be AWESOME!!! he FAILED to pull off a single wheeler.
Struggling to keep the sea-peoples wheels and tyres straight, FIX-MONSTER Pierre blew bubbles at clowns from behind HOGGY's Olympic coca-cola flavoured trampoline.
Pissing himself giggling HOGGY cloned some wild Afgani pokermon flavoured coca-cola.
HOGGY then raced in and bent over this vast array of Danish mustashes flapping in time with "Devo's" Epidermis of Doughnuts.

Back to Mattigins, he started swerving, cursing and pulling trees roots, frustrated pokemon and riced Hondas were yelling, "DON'T REFUSE THE VENDORS HOTDOGS".
Promptly, Shadows built ABS-Plastic fitted VTEC-kit, spoon-engine Type-R for 40W.
He dynoed his White lancer, then SIR-VRX Raced away in a spaceship headed out to mars.
He found a bowl of Coco pops which tasted fruity and coco-pop...y.

Meanwhile Bobcat laughed, Tadz0rz learned heaps on ClubCJ including how to circumcise a monkey that Shadows trained to molest drivers of Hondas.
The monkey molested a gorilla blow-up until the blow-up caught flies around corners of epic TMNT proportions.
Then he swam across the ocean when suddenly a sunfish approached his direction.
Positioned for an experiment regarding an-enama's (err...) face? water which was spurted out from some orifice on the boat.
Soaked wet from the water, evox spoiler, nokia & turtles jump onto Josh's roof
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Postby Ozie » Mon Mar 30, 2009 8:27 pm

On mars a giant lancer enslaved a subaru forester and carefully dropped a large brick, made for a small company onto its WINDSCREEN!
All the small bits comprising shattered glass were shared on the unstable asphalt floor because nothing floats when Josh's red Lancer sucks Goat milk out of some rotten old ladies tit.
She screamed blue RAPE!!!!! as he stood before three wise aliens driving modified lowriders, the mad cow let out a dull roar.
Meanwhile Ozie stopped scraping limestone off his Wheelbarrow,and then he became quite bored.
When looking at Picture Magazine with nice glossy pages Josh decided he should masturbate Mattys gorilla hard to soft, then he wiped his chin clean.

Meanwhile a dead rooster ate a big red donut that was festering beneath some rotten coconuts.
Across the marsh lived Spunkybob who licked ants constantly, sucking away across the line was dwindling areas substituting in a man instead.
Soon after Shadows bought in a pile of choice monkeys to direct traffic away from Spunkybobs coin slot.
He crashed out dramatically after seeing all the ants devour children endlessly.
Grateful Mattigins loves his mum more than sex on the massive highway,
he hasn't taken Viagra in two hours so he popped into his local pharmacy but got a huge cramp due too over loading his sack with sea people.
Because the ugly Pharmacist told Mattigins to empty all his belongings onto the floor, the Pharmacist licked Mattigins lancer to much everyday.

Next Mattigins tackled edible Marshmellow flavoured rockets.
He effortlessly overthrew the massive amounts of Thai Hondas.
Civics, Integras and Preludes were ricers on tryhard VTEC spoons.
Towards the front, boy-racer closely followed Mattigins Down the drag part. Sparks appeared underneath the chassis of tadz0rz Mums Fiesta.
Fiesta's are European rubbish suck holes! that emmit poison fairys.
The Forum dust Blonde had huge toes and boobs that jiggled, caused all day long ques and sweaty crutch problems which made rash's along the penis appear reddish and painfull..

The Lancer plucked itself out some sticky Civic residue and flew over to assist uranus.
Uranus was sore because the burnouts posed a massive threat for humanity because spinning the tyres on dirt is good.
SIR-VRX is awesome, though handbrake moves would be AWESOME!!! he FAILED to pull off a single wheeler.
Struggling to keep the sea-peoples wheels and tyres straight, FIX-MONSTER Pierre blew bubbles at clowns from behind HOGGY's Olympic coca-cola flavoured trampoline.
Pissing himself giggling HOGGY cloned some wild Afgani pokermon flavoured coca-cola.
HOGGY then raced in and bent over this vast array of Danish mustashes flapping in time with "Devo's" Epidermis of Doughnuts.

Back to Mattigins, he started swerving, cursing and pulling trees roots, frustrated pokemon and riced Hondas were yelling, "DON'T REFUSE THE VENDORS HOTDOGS".
Promptly, Shadows built ABS-Plastic fitted VTEC-kit, spoon-engine Type-R for 40W.
He dynoed his White lancer, then SIR-VRX Raced away in a spaceship headed out to mars.
He found a bowl of Coco pops which tasted fruity and coco-pop...y.

Meanwhile Bobcat laughed, Tadz0rz learned heaps on ClubCJ including how to circumcise a monkey that Shadows trained to molest drivers of Hondas.
The monkey molested a gorilla blow-up until the blow-up caught flies around corners of epic TMNT proportions.
Then he swam across the ocean when suddenly a sunfish approached his direction.
Positioned for an experiment regarding an-enama's (err...) face? water which was spurted out from some orifice on the boat.
Soaked wet from the water, evox spoiler, nokia & turtles jump onto Josh's roof, he

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Postby 777_AJB » Mon Mar 30, 2009 8:48 pm

On mars a giant lancer enslaved a subaru forester and carefully dropped a large brick, made for a small company onto its WINDSCREEN!
All the small bits comprising shattered glass were shared on the unstable asphalt floor because nothing floats when Josh's red Lancer sucks Goat milk out of some rotten old ladies tit.
She screamed blue RAPE!!!!! as he stood before three wise aliens driving modified lowriders, the mad cow let out a dull roar.
Meanwhile Ozie stopped scraping limestone off his Wheelbarrow,and then he became quite bored.
When looking at Picture Magazine with nice glossy pages Josh decided he should masturbate Mattys gorilla hard to soft, then he wiped his chin clean.

Meanwhile a dead rooster ate a big red donut that was festering beneath some rotten coconuts.
Across the marsh lived Spunkybob who licked ants constantly, sucking away across the line was dwindling areas substituting in a man instead.
Soon after Shadows bought in a pile of choice monkeys to direct traffic away from Spunkybobs coin slot.
He crashed out dramatically after seeing all the ants devour children endlessly.
Grateful Mattigins loves his mum more than sex on the massive highway,
he hasn't taken Viagra in two hours so he popped into his local pharmacy but got a huge cramp due too over loading his sack with sea people.
Because the ugly Pharmacist told Mattigins to empty all his belongings onto the floor, the Pharmacist licked Mattigins lancer to much everyday.

Next Mattigins tackled edible Marshmellow flavoured rockets.
He effortlessly overthrew the massive amounts of Thai Hondas.
Civics, Integras and Preludes were ricers on tryhard VTEC spoons.
Towards the front, boy-racer closely followed Mattigins Down the drag part. Sparks appeared underneath the chassis of tadz0rz Mums Fiesta.
Fiesta's are European rubbish suck holes! that emmit poison fairys.
The Forum dust Blonde had huge toes and boobs that jiggled, caused all day long ques and sweaty crutch problems which made rash's along the penis appear reddish and painfull..

The Lancer plucked itself out some sticky Civic residue and flew over to assist uranus.
Uranus was sore because the burnouts posed a massive threat for humanity because spinning the tyres on dirt is good.
SIR-VRX is awesome, though handbrake moves would be AWESOME!!! he FAILED to pull off a single wheeler.
Struggling to keep the sea-peoples wheels and tyres straight, FIX-MONSTER Pierre blew bubbles at clowns from behind HOGGY's Olympic coca-cola flavoured trampoline.
Pissing himself giggling HOGGY cloned some wild Afgani pokermon flavoured coca-cola.
HOGGY then raced in and bent over this vast array of Danish mustashes flapping in time with "Devo's" Epidermis of Doughnuts.

Back to Mattigins, he started swerving, cursing and pulling trees roots, frustrated pokemon and riced Hondas were yelling, "DON'T REFUSE THE VENDORS HOTDOGS".
Promptly, Shadows built ABS-Plastic fitted VTEC-kit, spoon-engine Type-R for 40W.
He dynoed his White lancer, then SIR-VRX Raced away in a spaceship headed out to mars.
He found a bowl of Coco pops which tasted fruity and coco-pop...y.

Meanwhile Bobcat laughed, Tadz0rz learned heaps on ClubCJ including how to circumcise a monkey that Shadows trained to molest drivers of Hondas.
The monkey molested a gorilla blow-up until the blow-up caught flies around corners of epic TMNT proportions.
Then he swam across the ocean when suddenly a sunfish approached his direction.
Positioned for an experiment regarding an-enama's (err...) face? water which was spurted out from some orifice on the boat.
Soaked wet from the water, evox spoiler, nokia & turtles jump onto Josh's roof, he screamed
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Postby Ozie » Mon Mar 30, 2009 8:51 pm

On mars a giant lancer enslaved a subaru forester and carefully dropped a large brick, made for a small company onto its WINDSCREEN!
All the small bits comprising shattered glass were shared on the unstable asphalt floor because nothing floats when Josh's red Lancer sucks Goat milk out of some rotten old ladies tit.
She screamed blue RAPE!!!!! as he stood before three wise aliens driving modified lowriders, the mad cow let out a dull roar.
Meanwhile Ozie stopped scraping limestone off his Wheelbarrow,and then he became quite bored.
When looking at Picture Magazine with nice glossy pages Josh decided he should masturbate Mattys gorilla hard to soft, then he wiped his chin clean.

Meanwhile a dead rooster ate a big red donut that was festering beneath some rotten coconuts.
Across the marsh lived Spunkybob who licked ants constantly, sucking away across the line was dwindling areas substituting in a man instead.
Soon after Shadows bought in a pile of choice monkeys to direct traffic away from Spunkybobs coin slot.
He crashed out dramatically after seeing all the ants devour children endlessly.
Grateful Mattigins loves his mum more than sex on the massive highway,
he hasn't taken Viagra in two hours so he popped into his local pharmacy but got a huge cramp due too over loading his sack with sea people.
Because the ugly Pharmacist told Mattigins to empty all his belongings onto the floor, the Pharmacist licked Mattigins lancer to much everyday.

Next Mattigins tackled edible Marshmellow flavoured rockets.
He effortlessly overthrew the massive amounts of Thai Hondas.
Civics, Integras and Preludes were ricers on tryhard VTEC spoons.
Towards the front, boy-racer closely followed Mattigins Down the drag part. Sparks appeared underneath the chassis of tadz0rz Mums Fiesta.
Fiesta's are European rubbish suck holes! that emmit poison fairys.
The Forum dust Blonde had huge toes and boobs that jiggled, caused all day long ques and sweaty crutch problems which made rash's along the penis appear reddish and painfull..

The Lancer plucked itself out some sticky Civic residue and flew over to assist uranus.
Uranus was sore because the burnouts posed a massive threat for humanity because spinning the tyres on dirt is good.
SIR-VRX is awesome, though handbrake moves would be AWESOME!!! he FAILED to pull off a single wheeler.
Struggling to keep the sea-peoples wheels and tyres straight, FIX-MONSTER Pierre blew bubbles at clowns from behind HOGGY's Olympic coca-cola flavoured trampoline.
Pissing himself giggling HOGGY cloned some wild Afgani pokermon flavoured coca-cola.
HOGGY then raced in and bent over this vast array of Danish mustashes flapping in time with "Devo's" Epidermis of Doughnuts.

Back to Mattigins, he started swerving, cursing and pulling trees roots, frustrated pokemon and riced Hondas were yelling, "DON'T REFUSE THE VENDORS HOTDOGS".
Promptly, Shadows built ABS-Plastic fitted VTEC-kit, spoon-engine Type-R for 40W.
He dynoed his White lancer, then SIR-VRX Raced away in a spaceship headed out to mars.
He found a bowl of Coco pops which tasted fruity and coco-pop...y.

Meanwhile Bobcat laughed, Tadz0rz learned heaps on ClubCJ including how to circumcise a monkey that Shadows trained to molest drivers of Hondas.
The monkey molested a gorilla blow-up until the blow-up caught flies around corners of epic TMNT proportions.
Then he swam across the ocean when suddenly a sunfish approached his direction.
Positioned for an experiment regarding an-enama's (err...) face? water which was spurted out from some orifice on the boat.
Soaked wet from the water, evox spoiler, nokia & turtles jump onto Josh's roof, he screamed Ahrrrrrrrrrrr!

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Postby 777_AJB » Mon Mar 30, 2009 8:52 pm

On mars a giant lancer enslaved a subaru forester and carefully dropped a large brick, made for a small company onto its WINDSCREEN!
All the small bits comprising shattered glass were shared on the unstable asphalt floor because nothing floats when Josh's red Lancer sucks Goat milk out of some rotten old ladies tit.
She screamed blue RAPE!!!!! as he stood before three wise aliens driving modified lowriders, the mad cow let out a dull roar.
Meanwhile Ozie stopped scraping limestone off his Wheelbarrow,and then he became quite bored.
When looking at Picture Magazine with nice glossy pages Josh decided he should masturbate Mattys gorilla hard to soft, then he wiped his chin clean.

Meanwhile a dead rooster ate a big red donut that was festering beneath some rotten coconuts.
Across the marsh lived Spunkybob who licked ants constantly, sucking away across the line was dwindling areas substituting in a man instead.
Soon after Shadows bought in a pile of choice monkeys to direct traffic away from Spunkybobs coin slot.
He crashed out dramatically after seeing all the ants devour children endlessly.
Grateful Mattigins loves his mum more than sex on the massive highway,
he hasn't taken Viagra in two hours so he popped into his local pharmacy but got a huge cramp due too over loading his sack with sea people.
Because the ugly Pharmacist told Mattigins to empty all his belongings onto the floor, the Pharmacist licked Mattigins lancer to much everyday.

Next Mattigins tackled edible Marshmellow flavoured rockets.
He effortlessly overthrew the massive amounts of Thai Hondas.
Civics, Integras and Preludes were ricers on tryhard VTEC spoons.
Towards the front, boy-racer closely followed Mattigins Down the drag part. Sparks appeared underneath the chassis of tadz0rz Mums Fiesta.
Fiesta's are European rubbish suck holes! that emmit poison fairys.
The Forum dust Blonde had huge toes and boobs that jiggled, caused all day long ques and sweaty crutch problems which made rash's along the penis appear reddish and painfull..

The Lancer plucked itself out some sticky Civic residue and flew over to assist uranus.
Uranus was sore because the burnouts posed a massive threat for humanity because spinning the tyres on dirt is good.
SIR-VRX is awesome, though handbrake moves would be AWESOME!!! he FAILED to pull off a single wheeler.
Struggling to keep the sea-peoples wheels and tyres straight, FIX-MONSTER Pierre blew bubbles at clowns from behind HOGGY's Olympic coca-cola flavoured trampoline.
Pissing himself giggling HOGGY cloned some wild Afgani pokermon flavoured coca-cola.
HOGGY then raced in and bent over this vast array of Danish mustashes flapping in time with "Devo's" Epidermis of Doughnuts.

Back to Mattigins, he started swerving, cursing and pulling trees roots, frustrated pokemon and riced Hondas were yelling, "DON'T REFUSE THE VENDORS HOTDOGS".
Promptly, Shadows built ABS-Plastic fitted VTEC-kit, spoon-engine Type-R for 40W.
He dynoed his White lancer, then SIR-VRX Raced away in a spaceship headed out to mars.
He found a bowl of Coco pops which tasted fruity and coco-pop...y.

Meanwhile Bobcat laughed, Tadz0rz learned heaps on ClubCJ including how to circumcise a monkey that Shadows trained to molest drivers of Hondas.
The monkey molested a gorilla blow-up until the blow-up caught flies around corners of epic TMNT proportions.
Then he swam across the ocean when suddenly a sunfish approached his direction.
Positioned for an experiment regarding an-enama's (err...) face? water which was spurted out from some orifice on the boat.
Soaked wet from the water, evox spoiler, nokia & turtles jump onto Josh's roof, he screamed Ahrrrrrrrrrrr!.
Then
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Postby Phoenix » Mon Mar 30, 2009 8:56 pm

On mars a giant lancer enslaved a subaru forester and carefully dropped a large brick, made for a small company onto its WINDSCREEN!
All the small bits comprising shattered glass were shared on the unstable asphalt floor because nothing floats when Josh's red Lancer sucks Goat milk out of some rotten old ladies tit.
She screamed blue RAPE!!!!! as he stood before three wise aliens driving modified lowriders, the mad cow let out a dull roar.
Meanwhile Ozie stopped scraping limestone off his Wheelbarrow,and then he became quite bored.
When looking at Picture Magazine with nice glossy pages Josh decided he should masturbate Mattys gorilla hard to soft, then he wiped his chin clean.

Meanwhile a dead rooster ate a big red donut that was festering beneath some rotten coconuts.
Across the marsh lived Spunkybob who licked ants constantly, sucking away across the line was dwindling areas substituting in a man instead.
Soon after Shadows bought in a pile of choice monkeys to direct traffic away from Spunkybobs coin slot.
He crashed out dramatically after seeing all the ants devour children endlessly.
Grateful Mattigins loves his mum more than sex on the massive highway,
he hasn't taken Viagra in two hours so he popped into his local pharmacy but got a huge cramp due too over loading his sack with sea people.
Because the ugly Pharmacist told Mattigins to empty all his belongings onto the floor, the Pharmacist licked Mattigins lancer to much everyday.

Next Mattigins tackled edible Marshmellow flavoured rockets.
He effortlessly overthrew the massive amounts of Thai Hondas.
Civics, Integras and Preludes were ricers on tryhard VTEC spoons.
Towards the front, boy-racer closely followed Mattigins Down the drag part. Sparks appeared underneath the chassis of tadz0rz Mums Fiesta.
Fiesta's are European rubbish suck holes! that emmit poison fairys.
The Forum dust Blonde had huge toes and boobs that jiggled, caused all day long ques and sweaty crutch problems which made rash's along the penis appear reddish and painfull..

The Lancer plucked itself out some sticky Civic residue and flew over to assist uranus.
Uranus was sore because the burnouts posed a massive threat for humanity because spinning the tyres on dirt is good.
SIR-VRX is awesome, though handbrake moves would be AWESOME!!! he FAILED to pull off a single wheeler.
Struggling to keep the sea-peoples wheels and tyres straight, FIX-MONSTER Pierre blew bubbles at clowns from behind HOGGY's Olympic coca-cola flavoured trampoline.
Pissing himself giggling HOGGY cloned some wild Afgani pokermon flavoured coca-cola.
HOGGY then raced in and bent over this vast array of Danish mustashes flapping in time with "Devo's" Epidermis of Doughnuts.

Back to Mattigins, he started swerving, cursing and pulling trees roots, frustrated pokemon and riced Hondas were yelling, "DON'T REFUSE THE VENDORS HOTDOGS".
Promptly, Shadows built ABS-Plastic fitted VTEC-kit, spoon-engine Type-R for 40W.
He dynoed his White lancer, then SIR-VRX Raced away in a spaceship headed out to mars.
He found a bowl of Coco pops which tasted fruity and coco-pop...y.

Meanwhile Bobcat laughed, Tadz0rz learned heaps on ClubCJ including how to circumcise a monkey that Shadows trained to molest drivers of Hondas.
The monkey molested a gorilla blow-up until the blow-up caught flies around corners of epic TMNT proportions.
Then he swam across the ocean when suddenly a sunfish approached his direction.
Positioned for an experiment regarding an-enama's (err...) face? water which was spurted out from some orifice on the boat.
Soaked wet from the water, evox spoiler, nokia & turtles jump onto Josh's roof, he screamed Ahrrrrrrrrrrr!.
Then Ozie
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