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WIN A GERBIL CONTEST

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:56 am
by sleeper
there has been some interest in the coveted GERBIL AWARD FOR HUMOUR, this is an exclusive award with only 8 recipients in the history of clubCJ.

what we need is 1 joke only from interested members and after 2 weeks, all will be submitted to the committee for a short list of 5.

the 5 will then be put to poll for members votes.

so post away, u have 1 chance so make it a good one :)

NOT TOO MUCH SMUT PLEASE, NO RACISM. THE JOKES ARE BROADCAST AND ANY JOKES FOUND TO BE OFFENSIVE WILL BE DELETED

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:23 am
by SAM-24A
If this is one of MiztaB's grand ideas to get rid of his GERBILS,

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Then there's a joke in itself. Ha Ha *rofl*

Sam.

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:28 am
by sleeper
lol, sams out ;)

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:40 am
by SAM-24A
Why am I out, the rules clearly state: NO SMUT PLEASE, NO RACISM.

Where's my Smut or Racism ?? *peep*

Sam. HaHa :P

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:45 am
by sleeper
maybe i should say NO BAD JOKES

lol, nah, your back in sam :)

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:56 pm
by Mizta B

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:27 pm
by SAM-24A
Gerbil Brush, I want two, one for me and one for the Wife.


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Sam :lol:

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:12 pm
by jolly_tas
Quote from the website...

"The ergonomic design of the gerbil makes it easy to use and fit anywhere, while the easy-grip design minimizes wrist effort and motion. The durable sheepskin finish is pre-treated for long lasting durability while the multi-pore memory foam sponge core is engineered to retain soap and degreasers which eliminates bacterial and residue left inside. After all, nobody likes a stinky gerbil! The Soft Grip - GRIP TECHâ„¢ handle offers durable easy gripping with a soft resistant textured rubber covering. The Gerbil Wheel Brush - great to stick in tight spaces with the gentle touch.......................... of a Gerbil."

It could have really come from any website that specialises in adult products

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:24 pm
by sleeper
lol

2 non qualifiers now, sam cos he tells bad jokes, chris cos he already has the coveted GERBIL AWARD FOR HUMOUR

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:26 pm
by SAM-24A

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:41 pm
by tjoz
I didnt even know what a gerbil was, I had to use Google :) Little midget mice or 10c Kangaroos...

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:49 pm
by Mitch
i reckon SAM 24A should be GERBIL WINNER 100% guarenteed

sorry Chris but you already have the award

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 9:03 pm
by jolly_tas
tjoz wrote:I didnt even know what a gerbil was, I had to use Google :) Little midget mice or 10c Kangaroos...


You never say the "Gerbil in a Microwave" game??

http://www.atom.com/fun_games/micro_gerbil_2001/

Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 4:40 pm
by BlackBetty
Want Some More Gerbil Action (Sorry Mizta B)


http://www.atom.com/fun_games/joefish/